One for Tuesday Joke

[Max Headroom]

Found this somewhere else!

 

The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is

taking a stroll down his local high street. As he passes by the record

shop, a sign catches his eye. "Just Released -New LP -Wasps of the

World & the sounds that they make - available now"

 

Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop. "I am the

world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very

much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."

 

"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd

like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP

on for you."

The world expert on European wasps goes into the booth and puts on the earphones.

 

Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the

world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I

recognised none of those."

 

"I'm sorry Sir", says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into

the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes." The world expert on

European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth

and replaces the headphones.

 

Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't

 

understand it", he says, "I am the world expert on European wasps and

the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of

those!"

 

"I'm terribly sorry, Sir" says the young man, "perhaps if you'd like to

 

step into the booth again, you could have 5 more minutes." Sighing, the

 

world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back

 

into the booth.

 

Five minutes later, he comes out again, clearly agitated. "I am the

world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I

have recognised none of the wasps on this LP."

 

"I really am terribly sorry", says the young assistant, "I've just

realised I was playing you the bee side...

 

 

I shall bee here all week

[Class One]

[edd_t]

haha wicked

[SUPRALOOPY]

try the veil... boom boom

[jase_93tt]

omg, thats a crap punch line , rofl

[KaoriFan]

wow, i like it, punchline took me by surprise

[RedM]

*SIGH* if only these pesky new Repost rules weren't in force..... *SIGH*

[Max Headroom]

*SIGH* if only these pesky new Repost rules weren't in force..... *SIGH*

 

 

I did do a search, nothing came up:search:

[RedM]

I did do a search, nothing came up:search:

 

It's all in the search terms.

[Max Headroom]

I hang my head in shame