saturday evening joke - joys of cell phones :D

[KaoriFan]

The annoying cell phones

 

In a sauna, several men wearing only towels are chatting

when, all of the sudden, a cell phone starts ringing. After

a few rings, a man answers:

"Hi, honey? You're at the sauna?"

"Yes, dear."

"Honey, you won't believe me, I'm at the

store and they have a mink coat that's... magnificient!

So beautiful, and at such a ridiculously low price!"

"How much for the mink coat, honey?"

"It's almost given away, only $5000, can you

believe it?"

"But you already have many coats, dear!"

"Pleeease, honey, it so superb!"

"OK, OK. Go ahead and but it, your mink coat."

"Oh, thanks so much my love! You know, I don't

want to annoy you but, you know, I went by the Mercedes dealership

this morning and I saw the latest model. It'smagnificent!

I chatted with the salesman and the show model is completely

new, fine leather inside and silver colored. I don't

want to abuse of your kindness, but, what do you think?"

"Dear, you're exaggerating, we already have

several cars!"

"Oh honey! You promised me that one day we'd have

a Mercedes!"

"How much for the car?"

"You just won't believe it, honey, they'll

let us have it for just $85000! And with all the options!!"

"Well, OK, we've got enough money, go ahead...

Get the car!"

"Honey, I love you, life with you is so great! By the

way, you remember our trip to the French Cote d'Azuy

last year? You remember the Carters' villa, with thepool,

the tennis court, you know they've put it up for sale?

I saw this when I went by the real estate agent. Couldn't

we buy it to have a home in Europe?"

"I had already thought of that, dear. You say it's

on sale?"

"Is it really true, honey, you'd already thought

of it? I can really go back tothe agency? It's not a high

price, and what class it has!"

"How much?"

"They have it up for 3 million, honey!"

"OK, you can go, in any case, I've got money, might

as well spend it. But not apenny more than 2.5 million!"

"Honeybuns, this is the best day of my life! You're

so marvelous, I really loveyou so much!"

"I'll see you this evening, dear."

 

The man hangs up, lifts his hand and asks loudly:

"This cell phone, who does it belong to?"

[mr lover]

:d

[Max Headroom]

Oldie but goodie

[Alan999]