Dragonball Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Even worse then Bill's What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Damn! Why don't blind people like to sky dive? Because it scares the hell out of the dog. What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes, whack, damn. a bad skydiver goes damn, whack. How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it. What goes clop, clop, clop, bang,bang,clop clop clop? An amish drive-by shooting How are a texas tornado and a tennessee divorce the same? Somebody's gonna lose a trailer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Fridays are good days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 hmmmm but i liked the stick joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 No-one can accuse you of misleading thread titles Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 magnificently terrible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 i liked the skydiver jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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