Bill Prawn Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 WARNING - It's a groaner, but funny. A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief but takes a loan form out of her drawer. "May I please have your name?" The frog puffs himself up proudly. "Kermit Jagger, my dad is Mick Jagger and I'm a friend of the bank manager." Pattie's eyes widen, but she continues filling in the application. "Mr. Jagger, you will need to secure the loan with some collateral." "I have this," the frog says and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed. Pattie blinks at the elephant several times. "I'm afraid I'm going to have to consult with the manager on this." She takes the elephant and disappears into a back office. Pattie walks up to the manager. "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "What in the world is this?" The bank manager looks back at her with a straight face. "It's a knick-knack, Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Oh No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonball Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 OMG! thats bad m8 - even by your standards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARTIN R Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Shocking....ly good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 haha didnt guess the ending at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markssupra Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Made me laugh. But still bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin_a Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Ancient but class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Bill, remember when you said you were thinking about leaving the club...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Are you allowed to use the word 'joke' to describe this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted August 25, 2006 Author Share Posted August 25, 2006 Bill, remember when you said you were thinking about leaving the club...? Shall I get me coat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 not sure whether to laugh or cry. though the punchline was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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