Benyon Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Any of the live sex shows any good? Heard they have all sorts of tricks that they can do with pens and bananas. And how much is weed in the cafes? Do you buy per joint or roll your own? I eat a banana from a fit girls minge on stage at a sex show they are quite good but be carefull what you volunteer to do if you go in one, You can drink in them but not smoke. I wouldnt go to a sex show now i have been in one, instead a would spend the money in a brass house. As for weed you pay 7-15euro for around a £20 deal over here. If you travel to harlem about 30mins from the centre that is were the best weed is for the locals. When you go in a cafe just ask for a menu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I eat a banana from a fit girls minge on stage at a sex show they are quite good but be carefull what you volunteer to do if you go in one, You can drink in them but not smoke. I wouldnt go to a sex show now i have been in one, instead a would spend the money in a brass house. As for weed you pay 7-15euro for around a £20 deal over here. If you travel to harlem about 30mins from the centre that is were the best weed is for the locals. When you go in a cafe just ask for a menu. I did that when I went, the poor lass stank, I mean reeked. Not a pleasant experience on the whole/hole lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benyon Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I did that when I went, the poor lass stank, I mean reeked. Not a pleasant experience on the whole/hole lol. Haha more fish please:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted July 17, 2008 Author Share Posted July 17, 2008 Don't bother with the sex shows. Really boring waste of time. The whole "banana" thing goes on in a bar called the "banana bar" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 You will love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rick001 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Lets all go i say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 As already said it's just tobacco smoke that is barred in Amsterdam. If you go to a sex show whatever you do don't touch the windows! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
probrox Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I'm quite excited about this now. Time is dragging at work to say the least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I did that when I went, the poor lass stank, I mean reeked. Not a pleasant experience on the whole/hole lol. Been to amsterdam a few times now and I really like it, heading over there next month, not been to a sex show.. not being fuddy duddy or anything, but I really don't understand WHY would anyone want to eat a banana from a woman of VERY questionable morals and even more questionable hygiene...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Been to amsterdam a few times now and I really like it, heading over there next month, not been to a sex show.. not being fuddy duddy or anything, but I really don't understand WHY would anyone want to eat a banana from a woman of VERY questionable morals and even more questionable hygiene...... Have to agree! Amsterdam was a pretty cool place and I enjoyed it, and I did not see the sex shows or cafes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I really don't understand WHY would anyone want to eat a banana from a woman of VERY questionable morals and even more questionable hygiene...... Thats what i thought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Been to amsterdam a few times now and I really like it, heading over there next month, not been to a sex show.. not being fuddy duddy or anything, but I really don't understand WHY would anyone want to eat a banana from a woman of VERY questionable morals and even more questionable hygiene...... I went to one once. She stuffed a banana, some toffee and a pack of digestives up *there*. She jiggled about for a few minutes and then expelled a banoffee pie. Say what you like but that is some talent right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Been to amsterdam a few times now and I really like it, heading over there next month, not been to a sex show.. not being fuddy duddy or anything, but I really don't understand WHY would anyone want to eat a banana from a woman of VERY questionable morals and even more questionable hygiene...... Lots of beer and think it was a good idea "at the time". Going back, I'd not do it again, but very much of the opinion that don't know what you ain't tried I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan999 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 All I can say is try the Columbian mushrooms with a mars bar and glass of coke.Best giggle I have ever had by far! From one of the bulldog coffe shops. Avoid the Banana Bar its pants! Try Mouline Rouge (SP?) if you want to watch shows.They get people up on stage to take part,still not the best but worth a look. Make sure you take plenty of cash to, I spent about 500 in a weekend with no whores. Really great laugh though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I went to one once. She stuffed a banana, some toffee and a pack of digestives up *there*. She jiggled about for a few minutes and then expelled a banoffee pie. Say what you like but that is some talent right there. I wonder what David Hasselhoff et al would reckon of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 The whole "banana" thing goes on in a bar called the "banana bar" There's no way I'd go to the "Pineapple Bar" /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_shock.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 All I can say is try the Columbian mushrooms with a mars bar and glass of coke.Best giggle I have ever had by far! From one of the bulldog coffe shops. Avoid the Banana Bar its pants! Try Mouline Rouge (SP?) if you want to watch shows.They get people up on stage to take part,still not the best but worth a look. Make sure you take plenty of cash to, I spent about 500 in a weekend with no whores. Really great laugh though. Mushrooms are illegal now chap...£500 in one weekend?? Seesh what did you do.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 but very much of the opinion that don't know what you ain't tried I guess. Hmmmm, even I have limits with that, especially with a large bloke called Bubba offering to show me the sights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Hmmmm, even I have limits with that, especially with a large bloke called Bubba offering to show me the sights Yeah, I have limits to what happens voluntarily - with said man though, I don't believe it would be voluntary! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Merged with previous Amsterdam chat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CoolsBlue Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 My mates brother was going there a while back, with his lesbian wife to fulfill everymans dream:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
probrox Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 What a fantastic weekend! This place truly is the Sin City of the world (the parts i visited anyway). Drunk and smoked far too much, but I had a good time doing it. Visited one of the shows and was volunteered by my mate, like others i ended up eating the banana as well. Of course i volunteered my mate up next who was straddled by a lovely young lady who proceeded to insert a permanent marker, and use it to write 'Bad Boy' across his chest. Still there now. Smoking tobacco is only banned in working areas so all bars with upstairs areas allow tobacco to be smoked there. Also mushrooms aren't illegal, apparently this was a rumour going round earlier this year. They are still openly on sale in many places. The weekend cost me £500 - £600 altogether but it was one to remember so can't really have any regrets. Didn't end the weekend entirely well as the train broke down and we missed the ferry home yesterday afternoon. Cost me an extra £120 in the end to get on last nights 10 o'clock ferry. Got home at 6:30 this morning and started work at 7:30. I am absolutely shattered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benyon Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Glad you had a good time pal, You make me wanna go soon. Did you bang any dirt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Did you bang any dirt? Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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