michael Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/5275358.stm?ls Answers on a boarding card... see if you can guess before it becomes public I'll go for "Snakes on a plane!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 "I had to go poopy but someone was shagging in the toilet so I had to do it in the sick bag." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 A spokeswoman for Thomas Cook said crew members had found a safety card with a note written on it on the plane, "Forget what's written on here, if we crash you're going to die." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 PMSL at that picture:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schtuv Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 "HELP! I'm trapped in an airplane food packaging facility" ... like the fortune cookie urban myth, 'n all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 "If you're lucky enough to get Tracy as your rep don't sleep with her...welly in a cave and all that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schtuv Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Dear Stewardess; Boil On My Bottom ... ... Help! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Was it F#? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 mi name is steevan and i fly the big plain ...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 "I have a bottle of coke in my pocket and I'm not afraid to use it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 ...? OMG I think i've peed myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 "I am Keyser Soze"? Probably just something like "meet me in the bogs for some lovin in 5 mins" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soonto_HAS_soop Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Is it a Monster? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 "I am Keyser Soze"? "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled is convincing the world the bomb didn't exist" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 "Bin Laden woz ere" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 funniest thread in ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 "For hot anal action call 08456 44 91 99" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 hello this is a chain letter, please pass this on to 10 other terrorists or the plain will explode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 The note reads: 4 8 15 16 23 42 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branners Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 My family went to Luton and all I got was this boarding pass JB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supradan Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 "Your mission mr bin laden should you wish to except it is..........This leaflet will explode is 5 seconds" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branners Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 FROM THE DESK: CHIEF ACCOUNTING OFFICER ATTENTION:PRESIDENT, I AM DR. ALBERT FREDTHE CHIEF ACCOUNTING OFFICER OF A BANK. THE FINANCIAL STATEMENT OF OUR BANK IS OVER US$130,000,000.00 (ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) AND THE CURRENT ASSETS OF OUR BANK IS RELATIVELY LIQUID RESOURCES. THIS CATEGORIES INCLUDES CASH, INVESTMENTS IN MARKETABLE SECURITIES, RECEIVABLE, INVENTORIES AND PREPAID EXPENSES. IN RECENT YEARS THE ANNAUL REVENUE OF OUR BANK HAS EXCEEDED TO US$200,000,000.00 (TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) AND MY RESPONSIBITY IS FOR ME TO MAINTAIN ADEQUATE MONETARY INTERNAL CONTROL, CONTROLLING THE BANK CASH POSITION, BUDGETTING AND FOR THE PREPARATION OF ACCOUNTING RECORDS AND FINANCIAL STATEMENT. THE NUMBER OF CAPITAL SHARES WHICH HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR THE YEAR 2002 IS UNDER MY JURISDICTION IS US$80,000,000.00 AND THE OUTSTANDING SHARE THAT IS PRESENTLY UNDER MY CONTROL AND SUPERVISION IS US$15,000,000.00 ( FIFTEEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS). WE ARE IN THE LAST QUARTER OF THE YEAR 2002 AND I NEED A RELIABLE FOREIGN PARTNER THAT WILL ASSIST ME TO TRANSFER THE 15M FUND INTO HIS BANK ACCOUNT. I HAVE MANAGERIAL AUTHORITY TO TRANSFER THIS FUND INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT BY ELECTRONIC WIRE TRANSFER. I NEED THE FOLLOWING BANKING INFORMATION: 1. THE NAME OF YOUR BANK 2. THE BANK ADDRESS 3. THE BANK ACCOUNT 4. THE BANK ROUTING/SWIFT CODE 5. THE BANK BENEFICIARY 6. YOUR COMPANY NAME 7. YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE,FAX AND MOBILE NUMBER FOR EASY COMMUNICATION. WITH THE ABOVE INFORMATION, I WILL EFFECT THE PAYMENT OF US$45,000,000:00 DOLLARS INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT AND THIS WILL ONLY TAKE US 24 BANKING WORKING HOURS TO EXECUTIVE THIS FINANCIAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION THAT WILL BENEFIT BOTH PARTIES. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE FUND AS FOLLOW: 30% WILL BE GIVING TO YOU HAS THE OWNER OF THE ACCOUNT WHERE THE FUND WILL BE TRANSFER AND 60% WILL BE FOR ME AND 10% FOR VALUE ADDED TAX THAT WILL BE REQUIRED BY YOUR BANK OFFICIAL. THE BANK WILL SEND YOU VALID CONCRETE AUTHORIZATION DOCUMENT AND TELEX CONFIRMATION WILL BE SEND TO YOUR BANK AND FOR YOU TO VARIFY FROM YOUR BANK AS SOON AS THE FUND HIT YOUR BANK ACCOUNT. NOTE: Please kindly state your early response immediately on this E mail:[email protected] for more details on the modalities involves and this business is for your eye only and it is top secret you have to keep strictly confidential. I WILL BE EXPRECTING YOUR URGENT COMPLIANCE AND FEED BACK. YOURS TRULY, DR. ALBERT FRED spam gets everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Lol at Branners! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pabs Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 "No More Hoff. PLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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