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An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday

evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweller he

was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

 

The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and

showed it to him.

 

The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very

special."

 

At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought

another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000", the

jeweller said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body

trembled with excitement.

 

The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

 

The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated,

by cheque. "I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll

write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and

I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

 

Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweller phoned the old man. "There's

no money in that account."

"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"

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