Gaz Walker Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 I can't beleive theres none from Ferris Buellers day off. Ed Rooney: [Trying to get past dog] I got you now, you little fucker! -- Cameron: What'd I do? Ferris: You killed the car. -- [a baseball game is on television] Ed Rooney: What's the score? Pizza Joint Owner: Nothin' nothin'. Ed Rooney: [not really listening] Who's winning? Pizza Joint Owner: The Bears. -- Cameron: [singing] When Cameron was in Egypt's land..."let my Cameron go!" -- Ferris: Look, it's real simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we'll take off. Cameron: How? Ferris: We'll drive home backwards. -- Ferris: Hi. Do you speak English? Garage Attendant: Uh, what country do you think this is? -- Ferris: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it. -- Shermerite: [a student is walking around with a can collecting money] Save Ferris? Save Ferris? [solicits Jeannie] Shermerite: Save Ferris? Jeannie: Excuse me? Shermerite: Well, a group of us are collecting money to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney. Save Ferris? Jeannie: Go piss up a flagpole. Shermerite: I'm sorry? Jeannie: You should be. [Knocks the can out of his hand] -- Grace: Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. -- [calling the police about an intruder] Jeannie: There is an intruder - male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird - in my kitchen... M-my-my-my name is Bueller... [pause] Jeannie: Look, it's real nice that you hope my brother is feeling better, but I'm in danger, okay? I am very cute, very alone and very protective of my body. I don't want it violated or killed, all right? I need help! Speaka de English? DICKHEAD! -- Ferris: Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus but it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car! -- Cameron: The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion. Ferris: It is his fault he didn't lock the garage. -- Garage Attendant: You guys got nothing to worry about, I'm a professional. Cameron: A professional what? -- Ferris: Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond. -- Cameron: [in disguised voice] Pardon my French, but you're an asshole! Asshole! -- [On the phone] Ed Rooney: I'm very sorry, Mr. Peterson... Cameron: [disguised voice] Call me sir! Goddamn it! -- Ferris: I do have a test today. that wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who cares if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car. -- [thinking he's trapped Ferris Bueller on the phone] Ed Rooney: [talking to Cameron on the phone] Tell you what dipshit, if you don't like my policies, you can come down here and smooch my big ol' white butt. Grace: Ed! Ed Rooney: Pucker up, buttercup. (to Grace) What? Grace: Ferris Bueller's on line two. Gaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 A couple more from dusk till dawn They look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits 'em. I don't give a f**k how crazy they are! Everybody be cool. YOU - be cool Okay hard drinkers, let's drink hard. I'm buyin I'm peachy! Why shouldn't I be? The world's my oyster. Except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory.' Take advantage of our pussy sale! Buy once piece of pussy, and you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! If you find cheaper pussy anywhere else.....F**K IT!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 "OOOOh, get those Zulus........they look sooo cross" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garethr Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 ...... maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow. I'm hard to get, Steve. All you have to do is ask me. (Lauren Bacall in To Have and Have Not) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonW Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 'Those aren't pillows' Planes, Trains and Automobiles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Harwood Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 The trouble with you white guys is that you all look the same! - (Huggy Bear, Starsky & Hutch) Just been watching an old episode of Starsky and Hutch, and this line came up between all the ad-breaks. Couldn't resist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnd-mkiv Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 "Did some one order a cnut as ones just turned up" (the business) " see you you cnut, i'll cut you first" (football factory) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 "Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 "Crom!" - Conan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 I hate Illinois Nazi's. -Jake, The Blues Brothers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. -Rex Kramer, Airplane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike101 Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 Closer 2004: Dan: Everybody wants to be happy. Larry: Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live. Which can be depressing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkTheBoy Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 "Looks like I picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue" - Airplane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 "don't jump off the roof to commit suicide. you might mess it up and become a vegetable". movie - a perfect match Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking. - Rex Kramer, Airplane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stupra Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Come on in you fuckers, old painless is waiting. Predator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 'ATCHOO, ah sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit' (I, Robot) Must use this one more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew7 Posted August 22, 2006 Author Share Posted August 22, 2006 Jim Carrey, after farting surrepticiously in the lift..."It was ME!!"....(Liar Liar) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelfill Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Pulp Fiction - Ezekiel 25:17 ....... BladeRunner - Wake up, Time to Die. Aliens - Casey doesn't have nightmares 'cause she's just a piece of plastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stupra Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 I say we take off, an nuke the whole site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Aliens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does.... (Blade Runner) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Is this not a reasonable place to park? - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Not exactly a one liner, but a great quote from Revolver: There is something about yourself that you don't know. Something that you will deny even exists, until it's too late to do anything about it. It's the only reason you get up in the morning. The only reason you suffer the shitty puss, the blood, the sweat and the tears. This is because you want people to know how good, attractive, generous, funny, wild and clever you really are. Fear or revere me, but please, think I'm special. We share an addiction. We're approval junkies. We're all in it for the slap on the back and the gold watch. The hip-hip-hoo-fuckin' rah. Look at the clever boy with the badge, polishing his trophy. Shine on you crazy diamond, because we're just monkeys wrapped in suits, begging for the approval of others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 2JayZ Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Oddball: "Why don't you knock it off with them Negative Waves! Why don't dig how beautiful it is out here. Why can't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change" - Kellys Heroes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.