colsoop Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 I smell cinnamon rolls Who is but the form following the function of what, and what i am is a man in a mask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnd-mkiv Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 " private pile you climb like old people fuck" (full metal jacket) " your days of finger banging mary jane wrotten crouch in her fury pink pantys are over" (full metal jacket) "Im the daddy round ere" (scum) all the Lenny mclean quotes from lock stock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dash Rendar Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 "Don't f#ck with the Jedi Master, son" - Mark Hamil in 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy-No-Knee Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 French people, your safe now that Team America is here.... Daka Daka Daka! Mohamid Daka Jihad! Terrorist driving south down Daka Daka Street. Bad Inteligence!!! Youve got AIDS, we all have AIDS! You are the best actor in the world, with a double major in acting! All from Team America (Fuck Yeah!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dash Rendar Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 "We are looking for the nuclear wessels" - Star Trek IV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Harwood Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 The Sixties weren't good to you, were they... (Cars) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 "I demand booze" "I could shoot you from Stutgart and still make it look like suicide" "As long as the collars and cuffs match" "I'm just going outside, I may be a while...anyone else want a Big Mac ?" I may have got one of them wrong:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkTheBoy Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Is that hair gel? (something about mary) Suck my cock Gary! (Team America) Houston we have a problem (Apollo 13) Freeeeeeeeeeeedddooooommmmmmm (Braveheart) (sean connery accent) Do you 'shee the beashht' ? Do you have it in your shites' (trainspotting) Why do I have to be mr pink? (resevoir dogs) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 "Infamy, infamy! They've all got in for me!" "I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye." "He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 It dont matter if you win by an inch or a mile winnings wining --big vin f&f Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathman Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 What is your major malfunction numb nuts? - Full Metal Jacket Love that film! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamer Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! (Snakes on a Plane) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 "Your request is not unlike your lower intestine. Stinky and full of danger" "Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job" "It's Doctor Evil. I didn't go to Evil Medical School for 6 years to be called Mister." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Welcome to earth! - Will smith (Independance day) Id get some decorating done in here... cos damn! - Will smith (MIB) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt k Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Not a one liner but funny as fook. All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob. (From Jay and Silent Bob strike back). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kosmic Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 "97 X BAM the future of rock & roll, 97 X BAM the future of rock & roll, 97 X BAM the future of rock & roll, 97 X BAM the future of rock & roll" - (Rainman) Highly annoying but so funny anyone remember it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stupra Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 This stuff will make you a godamn sexual tyrannosaur, just like me. - (Blaine)Predator Yeah, strap this to your sore ass Blaine. Poncho's (I think) reply. Predator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leelbuk Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 For the absolute best of 'Snatch', go HERE ---> Classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pump gas pete Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Front rank FIRE! Middle rank FIRE!! Rear rank FIRE!!! Front rank FIRE! Middle rank FIRE!! Rear rank FIRE!!! Front rank FIRE! etc. etc......my favourite bit from "ZULU" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burna Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarattes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Another from Office Space: Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately. Peter Gibbons: Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been *missing* it, Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonas Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 "I ain't getting on no plane" me to my wife and also Mr T in the A Team (tv I know)_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 "Cause I will literally break your shit off, ok pumpkin." -Will Smith HITCH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 "97 X BAM the future of rock & roll, 97 X BAM the future of rock & roll, 97 X BAM the future of rock & roll, 97 X BAM the future of rock & roll" - (Rainman) Highly annoying but so funny anyone remember it? Yeah I remember that bit, I actually bought rainman on dvd yesterday, I love that film. only just got round to buying it though:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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