MrHanky Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 ok this is when it's a bad idea to tell your husband your password! Guess we wont be seeing your shaved areas tonight darling! You never know Vic, you might get lucky after basketball practice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 I love seeing forum relationships Especially when they're talking about bedroom action eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 I shave my bits too. I have to agree with Gaz - it's easier to do in the shower. I just have the added problem of getting around all the metalwork hanging around down there...now THAT's a good conversation starter. (usually by one of my mates - "Hey Animal show her your party trick..." ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 I agree that it does make it look bigger (not that it needs to my love ) and it is more appealing I think. No the CS thing is not going to happen for you ever! Making it look bigger ain't everything though. My missus said to me the other day "jees you got a small organ". I said "I've never played in a cathedral love" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 well i took on all the advice and gave it a go. I now have 1 ball and am 3"s shorter, but im hoping the 9"s is still enough to please them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 This is a great thread !! i used to shave my balls all the time and it seemed to me that more women liked to suck on them when they were bald. Never had a prob with it being itchy either always do it after a bath or shower plenty of shaving foam and take your time using a new blade. And has and anyone else noticed how much your sack bleeds if you catch it?? And brown loving is always good for a change even better when you have the home vid of you doing it to your ex!! Perhaps you could post a thread giving instructions /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_grin.gif 1. Lather up. 2. Lift chap. 3. Breathe in. 4. Hold breath. 5. Up and down, never side to side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 well i took on all the advice and gave it a go. I now have 1 ball and am 3"s shorter, but im hoping the 9"s is still enough to please them When we said "down below" we didn't mean your foot! (Get it? Ball of the foot?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 i cant beleive this is still going.......... :d great thread. 903 last night had A**l treats..... oh how i did laugh.. only trouble was they were munters:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Perhaps you could post a thread giving instructions /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_grin.gif 1. Lather up. 2. Lift chap. 3. Breathe in. 4. Hold breath. 5. Up and down, never side to side. i agree, a snag is bad... and bleeds for ages:innocent: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 And its hard to keep still when your ball bags making the same faces you do when doing your chin or under your nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 the worst thing is knowing when to stop,,, ??? where is this??? we all know pete goes all the way, but this is too drastic.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 LOL I'd love to know how many of you are going to try this when you get home! But if you go for a 'back sac and crack' it's over in minutes, the hair is gone for ages and you might even get a nice lady doing your parts. Makes perfect sense to me, no accidental cutting or mess in the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 LOL I'd love to know how many of you are going to try this when you get home! But if you go for a 'back sac and crack' it's over in minutes, the hair is gone for ages and you might even get a nice lady doing your parts. Makes perfect sense to me, no accidental cutting or mess in the bathroom. i think we fear that a nad will come off with the wax paper:taped: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 the worst thing is knowing when to stop,,, ??? where is this??? we all know pete goes all the way, but this is too drastic.. No I don't. Just the rod and nuts. The rest gets a short back and sides. Shaving it all off would be too much horror like being back in school standing cold in the showers waiting for your pubes to grow. I don't think I'd be comfortable down the gym with no fuzz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 No I don't. Just the rod and nuts. The rest gets a short back and sides. Shaving it all off would be too much horror like being back in school standing cold in the showers. I don't think I'd be comfortable down the gym with no fuzz. sorry i thought you said " when your both bald" my mistake rod and nuts....... quality. :d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Perhaps a bit of advice from the ladees as to what they prefer. Are we talking razors or clippers here? Think my barber would throw me out if i went down and asked for a short bach and sides. SO, what do they like. Bald balls and a bit on top, All off, Grade one all over? Help us out girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Think my barber would throw me out if i went down and asked for a short bach and sides. Go to a ladies salon then Clippers. Scissors don't belong that close to Sir Percivel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 LOL I'd love to know how many of you are going to try this when you get home! But if you go for a 'back sac and crack' it's over in minutes, the hair is gone for ages and you might even get a nice lady doing your parts. Makes perfect sense to me, no accidental cutting or mess in the bathroom. No way. Can't have a bird doing it. I'd be forever going through the alphabet backward just to not get a lob on!!!!!!!! Slugs and snails slugs and snails.[OOPS][/OOPS] Come to think of it, wouldn't want a bloke either. Doh!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Go to a ladies salon then Clippers. Scissors don't belong that close to Sir Percivel. Good point. One sneeze and you'll be singing cindi lauper for the rest of you life[sHOCK][/sHOCK] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 SO, what do they like. Bald balls and a bit on top, All off, Grade one all over? Help us out girls. They're Mike's balls, he can do what he likes with them. Unless he has an accident and he's bleeding all over my car on the way to A&E. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 They're Mike's balls, he can do what he likes with them. Unless he has an accident and he's bleeding all over my car on the way to A&E. ouch.... explain that one. er.... well i was shaving my nads.... how bad would that be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 AHHHHhhhh ok, thats it! I am canceling my subscription to this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Go to a ladies salon then Clippers. Scissors don't belong that close to Sir Percivel. Sir Percivel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 No way. Can't have a bird doing it. I'd be forever going through the alphabet backward just to not get a lob on!!!!!!!! errr have you ever had hair waxed before? I think it's unlikely you'd "get a lob on" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.