Charlotte Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 I've always thought there's something a bit odd about fellas wanting to do this.. Me too, I just don't get it. Oh that and the pictures of women with 'mess' on their faces. How in gods earth is that attractive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Oh that and the pictures of women with 'mess' on their faces. How in gods earth is that attractive. I reckon its a subserviance thing. Like, "I own you". I wonder if monkeys do it in the wild? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 mess on their face??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 It's a whole conversation opener. I'll bet. So, how many times has this worked for you then Pete? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Ask Steve. He's the Ex-spert!! HAHA HAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lust2luv Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Like everything its all about doing it right. If you are gonna get into hair removal in sensitive places you have to make sure you prepare the region. Taking a first thing in the morning face scrape approach to your knackers is gonna result in razor burn in the least. Take a bath to loosen the chaps up, carefully trim extra long hair or bulky amounts with some scissors that don't have pointy tips. Then use some quality shaving oil on the chaps (yes it tingles) and get some decent lathering shave cream and be generous. Keep the area in contact with a brand new blade tight and be damned carefull. Afterwards give em a good soak and moisturise. Not a lot you can do about the itchy feelings a day or so afterwards other than loose pants Oh and for dignity leave a male version of a landing strip or it all looks very last chicken hanging in a butchers And the no. 1 piece of advice: for the love of god don't use aftershave afterwards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Get a wax, so much quicker and more effective than shaving. Pain only last for a few minutes anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 For those of you with the back and shoulder hair *woman gagging sound*, go get the laser hair removal and be done with it. I used to shave the boys, but got lazy. Time to get in the tub I suppose. The itchiness goes away after the second or third time. Your woman is much more apt to bury her face like that Japanese girl in the hotdog eating contest if it's nice and cleaned up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymanuk Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Hair removal cream on your balls and then shave or wax other areas. Waxing hurts but you will get used to it. How about laser treatment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 I'll bet. So, how many times has this worked for you then Pete? Don't need too. (Although it would be a laugh to try) Ask Steve.He's the Ex-spert!! HAHA HAH That would've been funnier if you'd written it "ex-spurt" There's no way I'd wax my knackers. I don't think I'd wax my anything. I bet that hot wax would feel interesting though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra_gz Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 will the wieght loss from the hair being removed make my supra faster pmsl :) woooooohooooo mack3 here i come if only it was that easy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Like everything its all about doing it right. If you are gonna get into hair removal in sensitive places you have to make sure you prepare the region. Taking a first thing in the morning face scrape approach to your knackers is gonna result in razor burn in the least. Take a bath to loosen the chaps up, carefully trim extra long hair or bulky amounts with some scissors that don't have pointy tips. Then use some quality shaving oil on the chaps (yes it tingles) and get some decent lathering shave cream and be generous. Keep the area in contact with a brand new blade tight and be damned carefull. Afterwards give em a good soak and moisturise. Not a lot you can do about the itchy feelings a day or so afterwards other than loose pants Oh and for dignity leave a male version of a landing strip or it all looks very last chicken hanging in a butchers LOL, the voice of reason! I've had a few chuckles reading this thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Quality thread, surely a contender for thread of the year. Got to sya i shave mine every week and they never itch at all, until they start growing back if i miss a week. I just do it in the shower and everything is fine. Got to say i find it easier if....how do i put this.....it's standing up because it pulls the skin of your scrot taut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 now I'm the king of weird,.. but this thread is really freaking me out! You shave your love spuds every week? Thats a lot! A HELL of a lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lust2luv Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 "There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrHanky Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 This thread has really made me laugh I would love to wax my back as I cant stand having hair on it, and it is getting pretty bad now. Unfortunately though I have about 200 moles on my back and I really don't fancy like waxing over or around these. As for the rest of me - dont mind the chest, keep the armpits under control, and there is nothing wrong with shaving your knackers. Oh and the person who said it looks bigger after shaving. I agree, I reckon mine does look bigger afterwards. Vicki - any comments?????? Oh and the whole CS thing, ain't never gonna happen for me Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 This tread is wrong in soooooo many wasy's !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But extreamly interesting lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 This thread has really made me laugh I would love to wax my back as I cant stand having hair on it, and it is getting pretty bad now. Unfortunately though I have about 200 moles on my back and I really don't fancy like waxing over or around these. As for the rest of me - dont mind the chest, keep the armpits under control, and there is nothing wrong with shaving your knackers. Oh and the person who said it looks bigger after shaving. I agree, I reckon mine does look bigger afterwards. Vicki - any comments?????? Oh and the whole CS thing, ain't never gonna happen for me Mark I agree that it does make it look bigger (not that it needs to my love ) and it is more appealing I think. No the CS thing is not going to happen for you ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrHanky Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 I agree that it does make it look bigger (not that it needs to my love )and no the CS thing is not going to happen for you ever! Wooohooo she has said something positive about me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Rogue, are you and MrHanky a couple? I love seeing forum relationships Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan999 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 This is a great thread !! i used to shave my balls all the time and it seemed to me that more women liked to suck on them when they were bald. Never had a prob with it being itchy either always do it after a bath or shower plenty of shaving foam and take your time using a new blade. And has and anyone else noticed how much your sack bleeds if you catch it?? And brown loving is always good for a change even better when you have the home vid of you doing it to your ex!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Rogue, are you and MrHanky a couple? I love seeing forum relationships Yep, me and MrHanky have been together now for around 9 years Just for info he is the best husband ever and is amazing in the sack! Oh and he is far better at the Yeti Pentathlon than me. Vicki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 ok this is when it's a bad idea to tell your husband your password! Guess we wont be seeing your shaved areas tonight darling! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymanuk Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 This thread is useless with out pics .......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymanuk Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 ok this is when it's a bad idea to tell your husband your password! Guess we wont be seeing your shaved areas tonight darling! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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