SUPRALOOPY Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 AHHH Stabbing the chocolate starfish, rimming the rusty sherrifs badge. And 123 your back in the room... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 get real mate.... for some of us its never gona happen:( ill just make do with jizzing oh her face..... She hates that...keeps getting conspunktivitus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 right iam off to watch channel 903........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 ill just make do with jizzing oh her face..... oh...my...God. I know what to say to your misses when I meet her as well now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 oh...my...God. I know what to say to your misses when I meet her as well now! and we all know your missus has a bald pussy, so dont go there bald boy!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 and we all know your missus has a bald pussy, so dont go there bald boy!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 So all you need to get your way in bed is a packet of these? [qimg]http://www.sweetiebag.com/product_images/full/MilkWay%20Magic%20Stars.jpg[/qimg] Interesting. You have to earn them Pete...the pleasure/pain principle works both ways. Dirt Diggling dont come cheap for some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 903 iam gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 903 iam gone. That reminds me...wheres Bashthebishop, we cant have a thread like this without him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 any one got a tissue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 any one got a tissue? Definitely time for bed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 it was something I just 'fell' into. Sounds familiar. Way back, before we were living together, I tentativly asked if she was up for trying it (CS) and she was like "What, again?" I was "Huh?" She said "That time in the car... you didn't realise?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Sounds familiar. Way back, before we were living together, I tentativly asked if she was up for trying it (CS) and she was like "What, again?" I was "Huh?" She said "That time in the car... you didn't realise?" Dancing with death and you didnt even know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 i'll tell you a secret... i shaved my neather regions 2 days ago to shut her up and now it is soooooooooooo saw....why did i do it o why:d I trim mine when it's getting curly. I also trim my armpits when I can be arsed. Stops 'em sweating so much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Like everything its all about doing it right. If you are gonna get into hair removal in sensitive places you have to make sure you prepare the region. Taking a first thing in the morning face scrape approach to your knackers is gonna result in razor burn in the least. Take a bath to loosen the chaps up, carefully trim extra long hair or bulky amounts with some scissors that don't have pointy tips. Then use some quality shaving oil on the chaps (yes it tingles) and get some decent lathering shave cream and be generous. Keep the area in contact with a brand new blade tight and be damned carefull. Afterwards give em a good soak and moisturise. Not a lot you can do about the itchy feelings a day or so afterwards other than loose pants Oh and for dignity leave a male version of a landing strip or it all looks very last chicken hanging in a butchers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 This is the best thread in ages Gaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 YOU GUYS ARE FCUKED UP!!! Lmao, Can't believe I have met some of you people in real life and NOW have to put up with this HORRIFIC image in my head of you all,.... "doing it" No more club events for me! Nooooo way.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 You shave your face every day whats the problem with a little bollock shaving??? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 I also trim my armpits when I can be arsed. Stops 'em sweating so much That can't be true? Surely you'll sweat just as much, but there's nothing there to absorb it. whats the problem with little bollock shaving??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 You shave your face every day whats the problem with a little bollock shaving??? :D I shave my face to look presentable and smart at the workplace. We don't have any guidelines for ball hair style in our office so I go natural. Call me Mr lazy but I struggle to get up and dressed in time for work without giving my two marines a crew cut every morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Any other member here get this from there girlfriend or WIFE????? well i told her to FU#K off anyway, am i the only one??? After she went on about it for ages i finally relented and allowed my now ex to wax my chest.[sHOCK][/sHOCK] Instead of just putting a little bit of wax on one of the edges somewhere she put a bloody great 6 inch strip right across the middle. When she actually did the pull away it was the most shockingly agonising experience ever. I do remember opening my mouth to scream and nothing came out. At this point though i had a well stupid looking bald patch so had to have the rest done. Never ever again. You just cant trust women They wax their bits, Pierce their ears, Pluck their eyebrows but ask them for a bit of brown love and they all say the same thing, IT HURTS.[GRIN][/GRIN] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 lol fantastic thread i dont have enough to wax so im ok! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Why not? Scared hmmmm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Although, for certain areas I would stick to hair removing cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Call me Mr lazy but I struggle to get up and dressed in time for work without giving my two marines a crew cut every morning. Your sack hair doesn't grow at the same rate as your face. You need to find yourself a laydai and what better chatup line than "Hi, I shave my nuts." It's a whole conversation opener. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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