Bill Prawn Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 A woman was pregnant with triplets. One day she decided to go for a walk when she was shot in the stomach. The Doctor said the children would be fine but they would each have a bullet inside them. It was sixteen years later when one of her girls came down and said that when she had a shit she found a bullet so the mum explained the story. A bit later her second daughter came down and said when she went for a piss she found a bullet, so for the second time she explained the story. All of a sudden her son came down in a right state. His mum turned around and said "Don't tell me: you went to the toilet and found a bullet". He then turned back and said "No, I was having a wank and I shot the dog!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pabs Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 lol - i like that one - so did the rest of the office Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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