RedM Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 The dream started with me writing a letter to Banzai asking if anyone knows where I can learn to sail on the south coast (despite me being in Yorkshire). Jake responds in the very same issue and also mentions that he is going sailing on Sunday at Bosham. He says he'll be there all day if I want to come along. I get there early and Jake turns up in the blue Supra, towing a dinghy. He then spends the day teaching me how to sail. What's that all about then, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 It's Love... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guru Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 I would probably not share this one with Jake and would try to stay away from him for a good few weeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 The dream started with me writing a letter to Banzai asking if anyone knows where I can learn to sail on the south coast (despite me being in Yorkshire). Jake responds in the very same issue and also mentions that he is going sailing on Sunday at Bosham. He says he'll be there all day if I want to come along. I get there early and Jake turns up in the blue Supra, towing a dinghy. He then spends the day teaching me how to sail. What's that all about then, eh? There are somethings you should just keep to yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Did you wake-up and find the bed sheets sticky and damp? Thats called a "wet dream" Martin Nothing to worry about mate, its perfectly natural for a homosexual young man to experience this. Maybe ask Jake if he feels the same way as you. Then you both can play with "sea-men" together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 That's bizarre-o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeT Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 you sad sad man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 that is a weird one.... he's like your god he is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Did you wake-up and find the bed sheets sticky and damp? Thats called a "wet dream" Martin Nothing to worry about mate, its perfectly natural for a homosexual young man to experience this. Maybe ask Jake if he feels the same way as you. Then you both can play with "sea-men" together. PMSL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Weird. So did you learn how to sail in the end? Maybe you should go out somewhere and try it tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Did he teach you how to raise his mast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 That's bizarre-o He's not the only one to dream of club members tho' Some dream of traders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 He's not the only one to dream of club members tho' Some dream of traders Yeah I remember that one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Did he teach you how to raise his mast? Gaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted August 4, 2006 Author Share Posted August 4, 2006 The odd thing is I can already sail! Can I just add that nowt gay happened in the dream, you sad bunch of closet cases. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 oooh listen to her.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dane_stone Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 The odd thing is I can already sail! Can I just add that nowt gay happened in the dream, you sad bunch of closet cases. Thank you. So you saying you didn't drop the ancher into the bay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 So you saying you didn't drop the ancher into the bay. LMAO RedM, Maybe you could write a book about your fantasy world. Call it: Cum'in aboard Captain Jake http://www.randomhouse.co.uk/img/kids/captainPugwash.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted August 4, 2006 Author Share Posted August 4, 2006 Don't upset Jake. He is scarier than I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeT Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Don't upset Jake. He is scarier than I am. only from the safety of his keyboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 throw him a scooby snack and Jakes rolls over onto his back and lets you tickle his tummy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Martin, I'd have kept quiet about that if I were you! LOL @ all the comments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squiffy Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Did you wake-up and find the bed sheets sticky and damp? Thats called a "wet dream" Martin Nothing to worry about mate, its perfectly natural for a homosexual young man to experience this. Maybe ask Jake if he feels the same way as you. Then you both can play with "sea-men" together. brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 He is scarier than I am. Jesus that was so funny, I nearly covered my laptop with diet coke, you scary? that should be in the joke thread!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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