michael Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 So where do you purchase this happiness thing from? Do they take Visa? I get mine from Asda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 I get mine from Asda Laughing at other people's misery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 immortality is always an interesting one She did say happiness and love as well which covers the major issues people have with living forever (would wishing for love and happiness mean none of your family ever died?). 1) .... 2) An end to suffering of all creatures on Earth by eradicating disease, hunger and illness. 3) .... Why the hell would you want that!!!! OMG we're already overpopulated as it is, with no hunger we'd have 40 billion fat people on the planet within a few years!!! How would anyone move? The only reason we haven't wiped ourselves out already is because of heart disease, AIDs and cancer!! I tell you I'll be very scared the day someone invents a wonder drug to cure all ills!!! Oh and my wishes would be to always have the right money in my pocket whenever I wanted to buy anything, wish 2 would be for a tall bird with a big arse and long legs who agrees with everything I say........ I'm sure I've heard this before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 I'd wish that: Every time I went to buy something I would put my hand in my pocket and the exact money would be there. I'd wish that my luck wasn't so appauling Dunno. Difficult not to curse yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ark Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 I wish I could drop anvils cartoon-style, on people I don't like, like politicians. I can just imagine it, sitting watching tv, Blair comes on a spouts more crap about values or some other lies, and WHAM, anvil on the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 1) - Cupids bow (so I could make any woman love me) 2) - Magic Jeans (any amount of cash I needed would appear in the pockets) 3) - Healing Hands (make anyone better and healthy) EDIT, Just noticed Rosie said the same for No.2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Why the hell would you want that!!!! OMG we're already overpopulated as it is, with no hunger we'd have 40 billion fat people on the planet within a few years!!! How would anyone move? The only reason we haven't wiped ourselves out already is because of heart disease, AIDs and cancer!! You're right. Today I say f*ck it. 1) I'm king of the world and you've all gotta do what I say 2) I'm invincible 3) I'm mega rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 1) - Cupids bow (so I could make any woman love me) You'd need to be able to undo that one though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 1) - Cupids bow (so i could make any man love me) Mike has already fallen for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VELOCITY Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 1) £100 million in the bank ( I am not that greedy ) 2) End to world suffering ( illness, poverty, starvation etc ) 3) Pull any woman I want ( got to have one perv wish! ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 1) £100 million in the bank ( I am not that greedy ) 2) End to world suffering ( illness, poverty, starvation etc ) 3) Pull any woman I want ( got to have one perv wish! ) Surely 1 generally means 3 happens with those shallow witches? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 1. Supra resale values to be going up 2. World peace. 3. The ability to read womens minds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 3. The ability to read womens minds Have you been dipping into the old Mel Gibson films again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Have you been dipping into the old Mel Gibson films again? Im a closet mel gibson fan - hang on i think i just came out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supragold Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Im a closet mel gibson fan - hang on i think i just came out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 You'd need to be able to undo that one though. My natural karisma and neanderthal man appearance takes takes care of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 1. a triple rollover lotto win (so i could show the check to my bank manager and tell him to eff off) 2. a stepford wife (they do anything to keep you happy) 3. a toyota f1 engine in my supra (with the pit crew living in my garage. in case i want any upgrades) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew7 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Immortality. Happiness. Love. So you wouldn't want anything for yourself then C?........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew7 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 1. George Bush and Tony Blair got caught on film in the White House toilet mooning at each other... 2. A different woman every three days for the rest of my life (I get bored easily...) 3. Enough good health and stamina to keep up with 2) above.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merckx Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 To be able to stop people ageing for a while for the family and myself. Jackpot on lottery so I can help others mostly (gives me more pleasure) - local Dog and Cat Shelter. Nice big house in the country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 So you wouldn't want anything for yourself then C?........ No that's only for me. Where are the proper smilies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 1. a triple rollover lotto win (so i could show the check to my bank manager and tell him to eff off) 2. a stepford wife (they do anything to keep you happy) 3. a toyota f1 engine in my supra (with the pit crew living in my garage. in case i want any upgrades) I'm with Dave as soon as someone invents a Stepford Husband. Immortality? Haven't you guys watched interview With A Vampire? No thank you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BASHTHEBISHOP Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 1. George Bush and Tony Blair got caught on film in the White House toilet mooning at each other... 2. A different woman every three days for the rest of my life (I get bored easily...) 3. Enough good health and stamina to keep up with 2) above.... How much health and stamina do you need for 30 seconds every three days then:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew7 Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 How much health and stamina do you need for 30 seconds every three days then:p LOL No it's like this: First night is all exitement and rush.... Second night is "OK, I know my way around now, so take it easy.".... Third night is "WTF are you doing woman?"...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 1) a Hyped up sex mad trussed up in PVC lingerie Angelina Jolie 2) Multiple orgasms- I don't mean this tantric crap, I mean proper "at it like a genetic jackhammer", orgasm every 60 seconds until I expire of dehydration type of MO's. 3) Some sort of 'hydration on the move' device.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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