supra-lover Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 soundadvice there - you tend to lose the complex once you've been slapped a few times ha ha ow i'v been told to piss off a few times fella ha ha all good fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambo Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 chat up lines are the best ice breaker. yeah they are cheesy but as long as you say them with confidence and make the girl laugh then the foundations are layed and its easy sailing. there are a few to avoid though,one which got my mate a slap after a few to many pints and feeling a bit cocky....... mate: can i smell your p**sy?? girl: no fooking chance! mate: oh it must be your breathe then!!! quality:d A mate of mine said that exact joke to this rough (read: dirty) bird during a geography lesson when we were about 15. He literally said the whole first sentence just as the whole class went quiet halfway through a discussion about glaciers. EVERYONE froze and stared at him. I've never laughed as hard as when the teacher (Mr Burston, bless him) stood up and said "Err...... John.......perhaps you should stand outside for a minute". Ah.... to be back at school again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supragold Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 A mate of mine said that exact joke to this rough (read: dirty) bird during a geography lesson when we were about 15. He literally said the whole first sentence just as the whole class went quiet halfway through a discussion about glaciers. EVERYONE froze and stared at him. I've never laughed as hard as when the teacher (Mr Burston, bless him) stood up and said "Err...... John.......perhaps you should stand outside for a minute". Ah.... to be back at school again! PMSL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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