Bill Prawn Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek. "Hey, bud, how are ya?" "I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!" "Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot! "No way, how could that be?" "Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!" "Holy shit! You're kidding, right?" "No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her" So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!" The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leelbuk Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 lol class! Sent to various people in the office! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 brilliant! thats gone round to my team too! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Lol! I like that alot:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letmeshowyou Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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robbieg Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 nice (missed last week friday just wasnt the same) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bignum Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 good 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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