Nick Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 A man walks into the doctors.... Doc - "Hello. How can I help you?" Man - "I've got an orange willy doc." Doc - "What??" Man - "My willy - it's turned orange." Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up.... It seems it could be a sign of stress; do you suffer from stress? Man - "Not really" Doc - "What about stress at work?" Man - "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss, I worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack" Doc - "That sounds very stressful" Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great - half the hours, 3 times the salary and I feel really appreciated" Doc - "Umm... what about your home life?" Man - "Well, my girlfriend is a complete cow, she nags non-stop and puts me down every chance she gets" Doc - "That sounds stressful" Man - "Yeah, but I'm leaving her and I've never been happier." Doc - "Umm... what about your social life?" Man - "Social life? I don't really have one." Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?" Man - "Eat Monster Munch and watch porn" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leelbuk Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 lol Think it should be Wotsits though as they make your hand turn orange more, dunno bowt the orange pecker though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 That a true story Nick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted July 27, 2006 Author Share Posted July 27, 2006 More of a Pringles man myself, but they tend to chafe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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edd_t Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 mmm monster munch! think im gonna go get a packet for breakfast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Thanks for that, cheered my day up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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