Ferrari F1 team fired

[Guest gzaerojon]

probably a repost

 

 

 

The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.

This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take

advantage of the British government's 'Work for the Dole' scheme and

employ some Liverpudlian youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent

documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to

remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment,

whereas Ferrari's existing

crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high

tech equipment.

 

It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team

as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over

every other team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's

first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all

four wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed,

re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photo's of Coulthards bird in the shower.

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[Gaz Walker]

Thats been modified a bit since the last time I hear it, very good though

 

Gaz.

[mr lover]

:rlol:

[MrHanky]

That had me laughing a lot in the office and looking like a right weirdo, not heard that before

[bens747]

Yep ... seen before but still good though .......