tbourner Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 To save this one from going any more on a tangent!! So: KRYTEN: Then how come we still remember him? RIMMER: Remember who? KRYTEN: I don't remember Favourite lines/episodes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BASHTHEBISHOP Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 I always liked the episode with the 'justice zone' in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 All in all a sucessfull mission But sir.....we have lost mr rimmer All in all a sucessfull mission RD Rocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkTheBoy Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 To save this one from going any more on a tangent!! So: KRYTEN: Then how come we still remember him? RIMMER: Remember who? KRYTEN: I don't remember Favourite lines/episodes? Hey! That was my thread! Its not gonna get anymore posts now lol Actually thinking about it this is a much better idea! RIMMER - "go to red alert!" KRYTEN - "are you sure sir... It does mean changing the bulb" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Rimmer: "Look, just because it's an armour-plated alien killing machine that salivates unspeakable slobber doesn't mean it's a bad person. What we've got to do is get it round a table and put together a solution package - perhaps over tea and biscuits." - Rimmer, Polymorph ..and of course - "Well spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska!" " Broadcast on all frequencies and all known languages, including Welsh. " - Rimmer, Legion Rimmer: "I used to be in the Samaritans." Lister: "I know. For one morning." Rimmer: "I couldn't take any more." Lister: "I don't blame you. You spoke to five people and they all committed suicide. I wouldn't mind, but one was a wrong number! He only phoned up for the cricket scores!" - Rimmer and Lister, The Last Day Cat: "Forget red - let's go all the way up to brown alert!" Kryten: "There's no such thing as a brown alert sir." Cat: "You won't be saying that in a minute!" - Cat and Kryten, Back in the Red Pt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daston Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 I love how the Cat is so much like a Cat if you know what I mean. I sware my one actually goes aroung going "thats mine, thats mine all this is mine, apart from that bit" or "how am I looking? hair's nice, teeth are nice, suits nice........how am I looking now?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted July 18, 2006 Author Share Posted July 18, 2006 Cat: [Worried] So what's the news ? Kryten: Well, if I could just beg your indulgence for a few seconds more, the old 345 takes a little time to warm up. Still, it out-performs the 346 in 8 out of 9 bench tests. A small wonder, then, that it secured "Psi-scan of the Year Best Budget Model" three years running. Now here are the results and you're going to................ .......live! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Rimmer: "Do you think it's because the sub-space conduits have locked with the transponder calibrations and caused a major tachyon surge that has overloaded the time matrix?" Kryten: "Ah, no, sir. I've just been jabbing it too hard." - Rimmer and Kryten, Tikka to Ride Rimmer: "Erm, I think we're losing sight of the real issue here, which is 'What are we gonna call ourselves?' Erm, and I think it comes down to a choice between 'The League Against Salivating Monsters' or my own personal preference, which is 'The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society'. Erm, one drawback with that - the abbreviation is 'CLITORIS'." - Rimmer, Polymorph "The time for talking is over. Now call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard, and we hit it fast, with a major, and I mean major, leaflet campaign. " - Rimmer, Polymorph Lister: "I tell you one thing. I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets, and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle." - Lister, Demons and Angels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 I love how the Cat is so much Cat for you.. Cat: "How come you need more memory? Over the years you've had more RAM than a field of sheep!." - Cat, Tikka to Ride "So this is really me? A no-style gimbo with teeth druids could use as a place of worship?" - Duane, Back to Reality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted July 18, 2006 Author Share Posted July 18, 2006 Gonna go and watch series 5 in a min! (although 6 is my favourite). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 My fave.... "Kryten, unpack Rachel and get out the puncture repair kit. I'm alive! " - Rimmer, Timeslides Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 code yellow. can we go to code red??. yes sir but this does mean changing the bulb.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Kryten 'I suggest we move to red alert' Cat' Forget red, lets go all the way to brown' Kryten' There's no such thing as brown alert' Cat'You won't be saying that in a minute, and don't say I didn't alert you' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Seriously tho, this thread was a BAD idea - I'll never get anything done tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daston Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 smoke me a kipper I'll be back for breakfast Ace Rimmer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sub_Culture Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Does anyone remember the episode where they found Lister as a baby under the pool table in the Oroboros box? That was filmed at my old work! Loved Red Dwarf. GOt them all on tape somewhere. Went on a marathon watching session once, done all of them in 2 weeks! Andy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Cat 'Ooowwww, my stomach has been pumped and now I'm hungry' Lister 'Cat shhhhhhh, Rimmer's dads died' Cat 'Well I'd prefer chicken' :D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trig Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 does anyone remember Nodnol??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Ok don't know any quotes but my favourite episode is the one with Duane Dibley in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 does anyone remember Nodnol??? Yup, it's in Bulgaria. Ok don't know any quotes but my favourite episode is the one with Duane Dibley in. 'With teeth that druids could use as a place of worship ?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 nodnol, is that the episode where everything is said back to front? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 'With teeth that druids could use as a place of worship ?' Aye, the Duke of Dork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelfill Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Queeg - all the way, We're talking jape of the century, we're talking April, May, June and July Fool ... I think it lost the plot after series 4, the first 2 series were the best. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Nah mate, disagree. Here's some proof. Series 4. Justice zone ? White hole ? 'So what is it ?' Camille ? Series 5. Holoship, the inquisitor, Quarantine, Back to reality. Series 6. Psirens, Legion, Rimmerworld, Series 7. Cassandra, Krytie TV, 'You've been kryter'd' Series 8. Stoke me a clipper, Epideme, Ouroboros, Tikka to Ride* * Tikka to ride, what an absolute classic episode - It's not chicken sir, it's that man we found. Just call me badass !!! I have to admit, total Red Dwarf nut here I know what I'm watching shortly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trig Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 nodnol, is that the episode where everything is said back to front? indeed it is! Lister - "Santa clause is just a fat bloke who sneaks down the chimney and steals all the kids favorite toys!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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