Muffleman Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 When we had our first kid, I struck a deal with the missus that I don't do the pooey nappies. Cunning I thought. However, this kinda doesnt work when the missus is working all day. I have no choice. Well, I do have choices but they aren't acceptable Anyway, the missus is working all day today so I'm looking after my little lad Jake, he's not yet two. Normally the morning pooping process is met with much grunting, him taking a hold of something and going red in the face. Today there was a slight smell in the air, nothing to noxious but enough to curl the lip slightly - so could just be a wee fart ? The cartoon before the main film as it were ? Better check. So, I put two fingers down the back of his nappy to pull it back and check, thing is the poop had reached the very top of the nappy My poor fingers, under the nails and all And now I'm posting on here to put off the inevitable clear up job I suppose I have to go............. Who'd be a dad eh ?!? Still, only 7 hours and two meal times to go . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 And now I'm posting on here to put off the inevitable clear up job Haven't you now just got poo all over the keyboard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR.B Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Haven't you now just got poo all over the keyboard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Thanks for that, another reason why I hate kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 that is classic! thanks for that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Nasty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted July 16, 2006 Author Share Posted July 16, 2006 Haven't you now just got poo all over the keyboard? Had the foresight to wash up first. Mind you, you know how when you're covered in grease or carrying the shopping in you ALWAYS get an itchy nose ? THAT was a close call Anyway, nappy done Just getting the carpet cleaner out Back soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MR.B Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 LMFAO Jon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Max Headroom Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Welcome to the wonderful world of parenting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted July 16, 2006 Author Share Posted July 16, 2006 My boss described it as 'exasperatingly enchanting' or was it 'enchantingly exasperating'. Either way, he was right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyclaws Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Thanks for that, another reason why I hate kids. Hey,,, you too. no kids here, just two cats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Change the nappy and stop being such a wimp. I don;t even have kids and I've changed more nappies than I can remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted July 16, 2006 Author Share Posted July 16, 2006 Nappy changed mate, he's done another one since - The other side of the coin is that he's a great little lad, and good to be with. He isn't even two and he's car obsessed, everytime he sees my Supra he walks round it twice, saying 'cool car'. 'Daddy's car' were amongst his very first words He's also been good fun today, but he's now fast asleep Definitely a daddy's boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 *** TOP TIP OF THE DAY *** I used to work weekends and have two days off in the week. This meant I got stuck 'looking after' Jemma our youngest while my Mrs was at work. Instead of changing her nappy I just left her in the same one all day and then 10mins before my Mrs was due home I stripped Jemma down, stood her in the bath and kind of power washed her with the shower. Worked a treat every time. Saves money on nappys too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Max Headroom Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 *** TOP TIP OF THE DAY *** I used to work weekends and have two days off in the week. This meant I got stuck 'looking after' Jemma our youngest while my Mrs was at work. Instead of changing her nappy I just left her in the same one all day and then 10mins before my Mrs was due home I stripped Jemma down, stood her in the bath and kind of power washed her with the shower. Worked a treat every time. Saves money on nappys too! You horrible person you, how would you like to walk round all day with a full payload in your undercrackers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 *** TOP TIP OF THE DAY *** Oh....My....God. You mean bugger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 *** TOP TIP OF THE DAY *** I used to work weekends and have two days off in the week. This meant I got stuck 'looking after' Jemma our youngest while my Mrs was at work. Instead of changing her nappy I just left her in the same one all day and then 10mins before my Mrs was due home I stripped Jemma down, stood her in the bath and kind of power washed her with the shower. Worked a treat every time. Saves money on nappys too! You evil man, you. BTW, how much did you pay for your blue car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 *** TOP TIP OF THE DAY *** I used to work weekends and have two days off in the week. This meant I got stuck 'looking after' Jemma our youngest while my Mrs was at work. Instead of changing her nappy I just left her in the same one all day and then 10mins before my Mrs was due home I stripped Jemma down, stood her in the bath and kind of power washed her with the shower. Worked a treat every time. Saves money on nappys too! I don't believe even YOU could be that mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyclaws Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 *** TOP TIP OF THE DAY *** I used to work weekends and have two days off in the week. This meant I got stuck 'looking after' Jemma our youngest while my Mrs was at work. Instead of changing her nappy I just left her in the same one all day and then 10mins before my Mrs was due home I stripped Jemma down, stood her in the bath and kind of power washed her with the shower. Worked a treat every time. Saves money on nappys too! or better still, strapped her to the bonnet and pay a visit to the car wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren-K Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 *** TOP TIP OF THE DAY *** I used to work weekends and have two days off in the week. This meant I got stuck 'looking after' Jemma our youngest while my Mrs was at work. Instead of changing her nappy I just left her in the same one all day and then 10mins before my Mrs was due home I stripped Jemma down, stood her in the bath and kind of power washed her with the shower. Worked a treat every time. Saves money on nappys too! great minds think alike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraFlynn Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 I remember my first mate. Can't believe it's taken you so long to experience it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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