Bill Prawn Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 lb. Left testicle, 3 lb. Right testicle, Turner Brown.” The small guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him too, slapping his face and shaking him, “What’s wrong with you?” In a very weak voice, the little guy says, “Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you just say to me?” The big guy says, “I saw the curious look on your face and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I’m 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 lb left testicle, 3lb right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown.” The small guy says, “Thank God! I thought you said Turn Around.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Pmsl !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pete Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 If you were 7' tall, that'd be 84" high. A 20" knob would mean 24% of your total body lenght. I'd say most normal peoples groin starts about 55% down from their body according to normal proportioning. That would mean his knob is longer than half his leg and about 17.6" off the floor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wez Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Wicked PMSL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 If you were 7' tall, that'd be 84" high. A 20" knob would mean 24% of your total body lenght. I'd say most normal peoples groin starts about 55% down from their body according to normal proportioning. That would mean his knob is longer than half his leg and about 17.6" off the floor! You a master of science of the penis Pete? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Hillarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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