michael Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Driving in on the motorway today and there is a 206 'SW' sat in the outside lane near the junction I'm taking, I sit behind her for a while and then she pulls over while doing the 'w@nker' motion at me in the window.... I can't think of any reason why..... Anyway I have no need to pass her at this point and the inside lane is clear so I pull in and start to slow to take my junction, silly hog slams the brakes on in the middle lane so she's next to me and then leans across waving some kind of company ID card at me while grinning and not looking where she's going.... She clearly thinks she's some kind of supreme road warrior.... it's days like this that I wish I had a big heavy car with spikes on it. No doubt she'll work somewhere that allows here to report innocent drivers for fun, Angela was driving behind me so I have a witness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 doing the 'w@nker' motion at me in the window.... I can't think of any reason why..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n00b Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Mistaken identity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 what type of job allows her to report innocent drivers? Sounds like the bitch from hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawby Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Did she look like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Did she look like this? PMSL!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted July 13, 2006 Author Share Posted July 13, 2006 LOL, normally I would have been able to give a host of reasons why she might be annoyed with me, I was being good today though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Sounds like a typical woman driver. They're all the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest garysupra Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 her batterys must of run out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Peace Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 it's days like this that I wish I had a big heavy car with spikes on it. No doubt she'll work somewhere that allows here to report innocent drivers for fun, Angela was driving behind me so I have a witness Thats one of the reasons i bought a Landcruiser, anyone waves their 'Tesco Club card' at me i just run em off the road. 'oh and then people say..'why do you need a 4x4?' after owning a Supra in an area of Middlesex where the local council...dosn't seem to have any interest in repairing the road, no they would rather add to the misery by putting speed humps everywhere. This reminds of of that clip that Millhouse or Mawby filmed of the British Airways Flight attendant telling people how to drive lol...you see the fact that shes wearing a BA uniform (you know looks like one of the passengers have puked all over it) makes her a 'professional' lol... You should of held up your Mkivsupra club card ha ha... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Are you sure she wasn't waving a card saying my other card is a BMW that would explain it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 This reminds of of that clip that Millhouse or Mawby filmed of the British Airways Flight attendant telling people how to drive lol...you see the fact that shes wearing a BA uniform (you know looks like one of the passengers have puked all over it) makes her a 'professional' lol... You should of held up your Mkivsupra club card ha ha... Take a look at Lee's post great minds think a like eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leelbuk Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Shame the traffic didn't slow down in front of her when she was looking at you waving that ID card. Did you make any gestures back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrivingTheDream Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Did she look like this? ROFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Waving a card... I never heard such a thing!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted July 13, 2006 Author Share Posted July 13, 2006 Waving a card... I never heard such a thing!! She seemed very keen for me to see it, mentalist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrivingTheDream Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 She seemed very keen for me to see it, mentalist A club membership card? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted July 13, 2006 Author Share Posted July 13, 2006 I just called Angela to see if she had seen the woman giving me some stick, she didn't but after I turn off she goes up the Motorway for a couple more junctions, Angela was stuck behind her while she hogged the middle lane and when she eventually got past the crazy woman started flashing her lights and shouting like mad.... So she got both of us. I wonder how many others suffered the wrath of this PMT infested loon today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 how strange is that...? did you get her plate? I always try and take a phone camera picture of any potential nutters... just in case.. We had a random woman in an Astra on the M1 trying to take my bonnet off... I stupidly saw red and followed her off the motorway (she had a car full of people all showing various abuse signs)... anyway it transpired after some heated discussion that she'd done it because I apparently 'thought I was the big man in my Supra'.. so I kindly advised that she was in fact correct, and I was actually 'the big man in my Supra' (at 6ft 10 she could hardly argue) and we went about our business... I think our cars are sometimes nutter magnets... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kookoocachu Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Did she look like this? That is GOLD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Wonder what she was waving. Probably works for the NHS and thinks she can do whatever she wants to get to work before everyone else!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 how strange is that...? did you get her plate? I always try and take a phone camera picture of any potential nutters... just in case.. We had a random woman in an Astra on the M1 trying to take my bonnet off... I stupidly saw red and followed her off the motorway (she had a car full of people all showing various abuse signs)... anyway it transpired after some heated discussion that she'd done it because I apparently 'thought I was the big man in my Supra'.. so I kindly advised that she was in fact correct, and I was actually 'the big man in my Supra' (at 6ft 10 she could hardly argue) and we went about our business... I think our cars are sometimes nutter magnets... You missed out the bit where you called her a blonde c**t. To which she insisted you 'watched your language' and then proceeded to call me one too. Stupid moo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Own up Michael, what did you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kookoocachu Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Wonder what she was waving. Probably works for the NHS and thinks she can do whatever she wants to get to work before everyone else!! Hey! im a nurse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 My missus is a PA to an Oncology Consultant! That's more why I said it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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