edd_t Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Forgot to post this as my internet wasnt working last night. Was to a Shell garage to empty their supply of Optimax last night. When I got out of the car a guy was arguing with his misses. It wasnt too heated so I carried on filling the Supe. Could just about tell that the wife had put petrol into their diesel. So I went to pay and whilst in the que I see the husband get in the car and drive it round the side of the forecourt, all of about 10 metres, out of view. When I return to the Supe, the wife is on her knees, sucking on a length of hose thats been shoved into the petrol tank!!! Really wish i had stopped to take a photo, but the bloke didnt look too pleased so I carried on my journey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 the wife is on her knees, sucking on a length Know her place indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted July 11, 2006 Author Share Posted July 11, 2006 Know her place indeed. thought you might like that bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 OMG. LOL. Mike wouldn't even ask, even if it was my mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Were they just going to syphon it out all over the road or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted July 11, 2006 Author Share Posted July 11, 2006 OMG. LOL. Mike wouldn't even ask, even if it was my mistake. i know. id never get my GF to do it either. but i thought i just had to share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted July 11, 2006 Author Share Posted July 11, 2006 Were they just going to syphon it out all over the road or what? got no idea. they didnt have any jerry cans or anything. im guessing maybe there was a drain near by. so probably the nearest river is now nicely polluted:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angarak Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 ....that or her breath will stink for the next couple of days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 What a dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 What a dick.Why is he a dick? She put the wrong fuel in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Bet he just sat back and had a fag lol !!! Thats out of order ... and any way he drove the car suppirsed he didnt make her push it around the corner lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stupra Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Whether it was her mistake or not, the blokes a cock for letting her do it, and an even bigger cock if he made her do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Why is he a dick? She put the wrong fuel in there. what made you think I mean the man? whichever one it was there are better ways of sorting the problem than dumping a load of fuel somewhere... I'm sure it might have cost one of them money but tough luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted July 11, 2006 Author Share Posted July 11, 2006 the car would have needed to be totally drained after something like that happens wouldnt it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ark Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Apparently it's not that big a deal (the fuel mix-up; I'm not going to comment on the knees and sucking...damn). You just need to drain it re-fill with the correct stuff, and make sure you burn through it quickly. The car will run rough and smokey for a little while, then settle down again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffvalenti Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 the wife is on her knees, sucking on a length of hose thats been shoved into the petrol tank!!! Perhaps he knew from experience that she could make a better job of it than him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I thought it was worse when it was petrol to diesel or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ark Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I thought it was worse when it was petrol to diesel or something? Yeah the petrol will dilute the diesel, but with a drain and re-fill, that dilution will be minimal. And as I said, you'll want to burn through it quickly. Colleague managed to get away with half a tank of petrol, half of diesel. He just burned through it, topped up quickly with diesel and it's fine. He didn't even try draining the petrol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Restorer Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Diesel fuel pumps aren't very fond of petrol and I've known of instances where they've had to be replaced(£800 for a VW 7 seater jobbie and that was direct from Bosch). I don't think diesel in a petrol is much of an issue. On a side note, what an idiot for making his partner syphon it out. Yes, mistakes happen but there's a right and wrong way to deal with it. Moaeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyclaws Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Perhaps he knew from experience that she could make a better job of it than him mmmm, yep could be right there, maybe she can suck start a Harley Davidson, which is why she had a good length in her mouth ( yik yik fnaar fnaar) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I just have to say it since no one else has - did nobody else think something else when they read "she was on her knees sucking on a hose....."? Jeez, my mind must be so twisted and distorted with sexual images Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underworld Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Hahaha man thats harsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffvalenti Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I just have to say it since no one else has - did nobody else think something else when they read "she was on her knees sucking on a hose....."? Jeez, my mind must be so twisted and distorted with sexual images Well I hinted at it, but I think it either went over their heads, or they treated it with the contempt it deserved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Well I hinted at it, but I think it either went over their heads, or they treated it with the contempt it deserved Hmmmm fair point, I reckon the former Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted July 11, 2006 Author Share Posted July 11, 2006 lol i was expecting more people to pick up on the way i said it. or maybe today people are just not in a dirty mind because they have off loaded their dirtyness in the dirty thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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