Kittyclaws Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 bum plop Or splash back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Muffleman Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Talking of gross, anyone remember Frank Hovis ? From a little show called Absolutely ? Those sketches used to make me cry with laughter 'Let's just say I ordered no.2 on the menu - and I got what I ordered, hot and fresh' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyclaws Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 as used in the Navy "I'm so hungry, I could eat a scabby horse between two piss stained matresses" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 A statement made by a mate of mine to express his interest in an attractive young lady " i would crawl through broken glass to suck the s**t through her tights" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BASHTHEBISHOP Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 names for your arse could include:- poop shoot dirtbox fudge tunnel Think they were in Viz years ago along with many others Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BASHTHEBISHOP Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 and some(well alot) masturbation synonyms for you:- Accosting the Oscar Meyer. Appropriate the means. Arm aroebics. Backstroke Roulette. Battling the purple-helmeted warrior. Bash the bishop. Bash the Candle. Beat off. Beat Pete. Beat the bologna. Beat the bishop. Beat the butter. Beat the dummy. Beat the meat. Beat the stick. Bequeath your genes. Bleed the lizard. Bloating the vein. Blow your load. Bludgeon the beefsteak. Bombing the German helmut. Bop the baloney. Boxin the Ballsack. Break one off. Break you off at the wrist. Buck the bone. Buff the banana. Buff the wood. Burp the worm. Bust a nut. Charge the rod. Charm the serpent/snake. Check the oil. Choke the chicken. Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come. Chong your schlong. Churning butter. Clean your rifle. Closing the deal. Come into your own. Conking the Cardinal. Converse with Harry Palm. Crab tease. Crack off a batch. Cracking off. Crank the shank. Cream the cheeze. Cream your corn. Cream your jeans. Creamed beef. Create an arch. Crown the king. Cuff the carrot. Culture the American Blood Sausage. Date Rosy palm and her 5 sisters. Diddle. Diddling the dinky. Discipline your soldier. Discussing Uganda. Disobey the Pope. Doin' the Hand Jive. Donkey Spank. Drain Charle's Dickens. Drain the monster. Educating Peter. Empty the cannon. Erupting Vesuvius. Evicting the testicular squatters. Excercise your rights. Express yourself. Facha la manuela. Feed the ducks. Fight the Champ. Firing the flesh musket. Fire the hand cannon. Fire the Surgeon General. Fire the wobbly warhead. Fist fuck. Fist kebabing Fist of fury. Fist your mister. Five against one. Five knuckle shuffle. Flick the dick. Flog the dog. Flog the hog. Flog the infidel. Flog your dong. Floggin' the Dolphin. Floggin' the log. Flub the Dub. Flute solo. Fondle the fig. Free Willy. Free the slaves. Friendly Fire. Frothinghands' mate, Fistina. Gallop the antelope. Getting comfortable. Getting in touch with your inner-self. Give it a tug. Givin' Yul Brenner a high-five. Go a couple rounds with the champ. Grab the flab. Grab the slab. Grease the pipe. Grip the tip. Gripping Flipper. Hacerse la manuela Hacerse la paja. Hack the hog. Hand job. Hand to gland combat. Hand work. Have it off. Having a whack attack. Herkin the Gherkin. Hit on Rosy Palm. Hitchhike under the big top. Hump the horn. Hump your hose. Hold the bold. Hold the mayo. Ignite the Lightsaber. Infiltrate your crabs. Innoculate the newborn. Jackhammer. Jack off. Jack the corn. Jack the sack. Jack the joystick. Jack your Jizz. Jack your monkey. Jack yourself. Jack'n the beanstalk. Jam the joystick. Jalarle el pescuez al ganso. Jerk off. Jerk the Gherkin. Jerk the Turk. Jerk your rope. Jerkin' the noodle. Juice your fruit. Kill the Pope. Knock on wood. Knuckle shuffle on the old piss pump. Launching the Tadpoles. Lightening the load. Lighting the candle. Little pinky hit the slinky. Loading the cannon. Lope the mule. Lube the cord. Make the bald man puke. Making a six-fist. Manipulate the mango. Manistrupation. Mannin' the Cannon. Manual override. Manually assisted wet dream. Massage the one-eyed monk. Maximize your potency. Meet your right-hand man. Messin' with Moby. Milk the lizard. Milk the maggot. Mount a corporal and a four. Murder the Bishop. Nerk your throbber. Oil the glove. Onan's olympics. One-eye target practice. One-man show. Oscillating the Oscar Meyer. Pack your palm. Packaging the ol' sausage. Paddle the pickle. Paint the pickle. Paint the ceiling. Passing math. Pat the Robertson. Perm your poodle. Petting the snake. Petting the Wookie. Phone the czar. Play with your Willy Wanker. Playing the fiddle. Playing the flesh trombone. Playing the pink oboe. Playing a solo on your meat whistle. Playing soapy Peter. Playing with the pink Power Ranger. Playing with your 6th finger. Playing with your big Alien. Please your pisser. Pluckin' your chicken. Plunk your twanger. Pocket pinball. Pocket pool. Pocket the rocket. Polish the pole. Polish the rocket. Polish the sword. Polish the Viper. Polish your antlers. Polish your helmet. Polish your horn. Polishing Charlie Brown. Polishing Percy. Portuguese Pump. Pound off. Pound the bobo. Pound the pelican. Pound your flounder. Pound your pud. Pow-wow with the one-eyed Redskin. Practice the Heimlich Maneuver. Prime the womb cannon. Puff the one-eyed dragon. Pull off. Pull the ducks neck. Pull the root. Pull the pole. Pull the pope. Pull your pud. Pull the pudding. Pull your prick. Pulling on Peter. Pulling the goalie. Pummel the love truncheon. Pump the monkey. Pump the python. Pumping gas at the self-service island. Punching the clown. Punchin' the Munchkin' Punching your puppet. Punish the Harlequin. Punish the penguin. Rake your meat. Ram the ham. Ravage the innocent. Read 'em his rights. Rewinding your tape. Ride the great white knuckler. Rolfing the piglet. Rob the knob. Rolling your quarters. Rope the goat. Rope the pony. Rough up the suspect. Rub off. Rub one out. Rub the tub. Run a batch. Running Peter through two-a-days. Running the whack-a-thon. Sailors' joy. Salute the sailor. Sanding the banister. Schplitzing your schmeckel. Shag. Shake the snake. Shake the weasel. Shakin' hands with little Elvis. Shakin' hands with Mr. Winkie. Shakin' hands with the unemployed. Shakin' your hands at the sky. Shakin' your own maracas. Shifting gears. Shine the barrel. Shine your pole. Shoe shine. Shoot your squirt. Shooting putty at the moon. Shuffle the deck. Sifting through the nest to find mama bird. Single dingles. Siphoning off the tank. Slakin' the bacon. Slammin' the salmon. Slam the ham. Slam the hammer. Slam the salomi. Slam the spam. Slap your head. Slappin' Pappy. Slappin' the Cap'n. Slapping the clown. Slapping the salomi. Slaying the one-eyed monster. Sling the jelly. Slog the log. Smacking the sausage. Snap the carrot. Snap the radish. Snap the rubber. Snap the whip. Snuggle the nozzle. Soldier's toy. Solo spit. Spank the carrot. Spank the frank. Spank the monkey. Spank the tank. Spank the wank. Spank your little boy. Spinning the record. Spit one off. Spit the seeds. Spit-shining the boots. Sprayin' the spectators. Sprinklin' the lawn. Squeeze the cheese. Squeeze the lemon. Squeezing the cream filling from the twinkie. Squeezing the Creamy Filter. Squeezing the squid. Squirt one off. Squirtin' Burton. Stroking it. Stroking Steven. Stroking the Scooby. Stroking the schlong. Stroke off. Stroke the dog. Stroke the goat. Stroke your ego. Stroke your poker. Stroke the trumpet. Stroke your wookie. Suffocate the organ. Surfing on the Milky Highway. Taffy pulling contest. Taffy tugger. Take a beating. Take a load off your mind. Take matters into your own hands. Take ol' stiff neck to the movies. Take yourself in hand. Teach your dog to spit. Tease the weenie. Tenderize the meat. Test the flashlight. The tube of cream. Thropping your marrow. Throw out. Thump the pump. Tickle your pickle. Trim your antlers. Trim your horn. Torment the Trouser Trout. Toss off. Tossing the ham javelin. Train the Love Porpoise. Tug o' war with ol' Cyclops. Tugging the tapioca tube. Tuning the fork. Tweak your twiddle. Twirl the squirrel. Unleash the fury. Unloading passengers from the five-car train. Vaccinate the baby. Varnish the flagpole. Visiting Rosy Palm and her five daughters. Wack the weasel. Walk the dog. Walking old one-eye. Wank. Wank the crank. Wanking one-eyed Willy. Wanking the one-eyed wonder worm. Wanking the scube. Warming up the altar boys' dinner. Wasting babies. Wave the wand. Wax the Buick. Wax the candle stick. Wax the carrot. Wax the dolphin. Wax the womb broom. Wax your surfboard. Whack off. Whack on your back. Whack little Mac. Whack your Magic Johnson. Whip off. Whip the dummy. Whip the wire. Whip your dripper. Whippin' the pony. Wippin' the weasel. Whipping your Skippy. Whipping your Willy. 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paul ashton Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 If anyone is caught out then they should be barred from playing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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