Pete Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 After having a meal out we've come home and turned on the match just as extra time started. We had a conversation in the pub about who is playing. Is it Germany and Italy? Nah, I thought it was Germany and France. Either way we agreed we'd like Germany to win as it'd be nice for the local country. So we're watching the match and routing for Germany - I think the white shirts. It's 23 mins into extra time when the penny dropped that Germany aren't playing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurgen-Jm-Imports Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 pmsl bet your glad you didn't put a bet on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 What did you think ITA 1 FRA1 in the top of the screen meant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 9, 2006 Author Share Posted July 9, 2006 What did you think ITA 1 FRA1 in the top of the screen meant? LMAO - I'm in tears here. I only looked at the numbers. Call me Mr Observant! I was clearly so riveted to the action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 That's a classic! Are your glasses ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 I was in a pub on saturday waiting to be served at the bar, two women behind me were terribly confused to see Germany and Portugal kicking off. "I thought Germany got knocked out?" "Oh it must be a friendly" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 10, 2006 Author Share Posted July 10, 2006 I was in a pub on saturday waiting to be served at the bar, two women behind me were terribly confused to see Germany and Portugal kicking off. "I thought Germany got knocked out?" "Oh it must be a friendly" I don't get it. Why would Germany and Portugal be playing Sat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 That was for third place, aka the second loser. "Lean forward and choke yourself." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 10, 2006 Author Share Posted July 10, 2006 That was for third place, aka the second loser. "Lean forward and choke yourself." Ah - I see. Full Metal Jacket quote - I'll have to buy that DVD, one of those must have films. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 followed by: I'll be watching you! Concur, great film. I see a FMJ quote thread starting here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 10, 2006 Author Share Posted July 10, 2006 What's a reach around? You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Pvt. Joker you better unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 What's a reach around? Yeah that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardiffSupra Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 LOL, Come on mate! everyone knows England were playing in the white!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Yeah that. Jesus Charlotte, please tell me you're kidding. When's the next meet you're going to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Jesus Charlotte, please tell me you're kidding. When's the next meet you're going to? Why are you going to demonstrate this manoeuvre with Pete? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Depends, will you watch, and how much money do you have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Depends, will you watch, and how much money do you have? Er no, and i'm penniless. I'm sure you guys will have fun together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Sorry, I'm not into the Brokeback Mountain thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 So that's what it means? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Ok, here we go........ A reach-around is the act of giving hand action from behind (man to woman) while doing the business. Yes, I know this has created a lovely visual for you, but with a little practice, any man should be up for the task. Results may vary. Hope you're not offended, but judging by some of your past posts, I doubt this will be a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 10, 2006 Author Share Posted July 10, 2006 What's a reach around? Ah - I've just read the quote back and worked it out in my mind. That's grim. Depends, will you watch, and how much money do you have? Don't I get any say in the matter? Results may vary. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 I'll split the 2p with you if Charlotte plays along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 10, 2006 Author Share Posted July 10, 2006 I'll split the 2p with you if Charlotte plays along. To be fair, it's a better offer than I usually get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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