Ewen Posted July 9, 2006 Author Share Posted July 9, 2006 What a great game that was! Shame we had to stop playing it after Robert Hendy got accidentally napalmed. I never had Napalm when I was a kid:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy442 Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 I used to steal jazz mags from the seafront newsagents in Lowestoft. Sorry. I regularly took my dads motorbike out for a spin when he was at work and only got found out when my mums friend grassed on me. My electronic good once out of date, get broken or lost in 'accidents' with alarming regularity. Im surely going to hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 EDIT: heres two from me Bought an adult mag and cut up the naked girls and body parts, then hid them in pockets of fellow work mates. The next day the guy that sat next to be came in really pissed off and said he'd had a massive fight with his wife because she had found porn in his coat pockets. At school my mates tied this kid up by his feet and hung him from a tree. I had the great idea to tie his hands to my dads boat trailer and use the winch to stretch him. It worked too,.... until his arm dislocated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy442 Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 Bought an adult mag and cut up the naked girls and body parts, then hid them in pockets of fellow work mates. The next day the guy that sat next to me came in really pissed of and said he'd had a massive fight with his wife because she had found porn in his coat pockets. Genius :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 thats odd. Can't see my own post! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 heres two from me Bought an adult mag and cut up the naked girls and body parts, then hid them in pockets of fellow work mates. The next day the guy that set next to be came in really pissed of and said he'd had a massive fight with his wife because she had found porn in his coat pockets. At school my mates tied this kid up by his feet and hung him from a tree. I had the great idea to tie his hands to my dads boat trailer and use the winch to stretch him. It worked too,.... until his arm dislocated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 EDIT: heres two from me Bought an adult mag and cut up the naked girls and body parts, then hid them in pockets of fellow work mates. The next day the guy that sat next to be came in really pissed off and said he'd had a massive fight with his wife because she had found porn in his coat pockets. At school my mates tied this kid up by his feet and hung him from a tree. I had the great idea to tie his hands to my dads boat trailer and use the winch to stretch him. It worked too,.... until his arm dislocated. Hmm - take loads of suntan lotion with you - Your surely going to hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 heres one very similar to charlottes, when i was about 11 there was an 'its a knockout' event at the local park with loads of stalls. the local newspaper had one there where you had to pick out a ping pong ball with a star on it. if the ball had 3 stars you won a mountain bike. i had a few goes but only managed to pick the ones with one star on which resulted in me winning that weeks adition of the llanelli star newspaper i pretended to put the ping pong balls back into the box but was secretly pocketing them. rushed off home and proceded to draw an extra couple of stars on each of the balls until i had 2 which looked genuine. made my way back to the park with that funny feeling in my stomach knowing i would look a fool if sussed out. headed to the stall with sweaty palms and calmly payed up for me go,pulled out my 'one i made earlier' and put my hand in. withdrew with it still in my hand and casually handed it over then they all start cheering!!! the bike was mine!!! i sold the other fake ball to a mate a few minutes later and he done the same thing. what followed was a half page article on 'best mates win bikes' in the llanelli star and a new bike for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 Yer I know but when your about 10 it seems funny. If it was me driving I would have gone spare. The challenge was to put the nails in at an angle so they didn't just get pushed over by the tyres. I'm now off to flogg myself pain is forgiveness. Ah, you've reminded me now, once a mate and I went down to the Dartford tunnel approach road, and some of the older people from that area might remember when it was just two lanes in and out with no central barrier. Anyway we were playing around under a bridge over the approach road and we found an old car wheel which we tried to roll down the slope under the bridge into a drainage ditch, but it missed and rolled across all 4 lanes of the approach road. It almost stopped in the central kerb but just managed to roll over and continue across. There was much skidding and swerving but no-one crashed. We legged it like f(_)ck outta there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul ashton Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Stole 2 Freddo chocolate bars about 30 years ago from newsagents,still not heard the last of it from my mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSoarer2.5TT Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 The naughtiest phase I went through was................... When we were about 14 when we used to go Camping, noramlly we'd sit about till around 1am drinking Cider then go round looking for people with hose pipes at the front of the house. We'd feed the hose pipe through the letter box and turn it on. I know it was terrible and remembering about it makes me feel bad. I'm sorry to everyone who I did it too, mainly Americans though, not that that makes it any better but they noramally are rented and the base pay for damages I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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