jamesmark Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 You know you are a true Scot if........... 1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan Milngavie, Sauchiehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. 2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie. 3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day. 4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert. 5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink. 6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class! 7. Ye measure distance in minutes. 8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family. 9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean. 10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds. 11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it. 12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date. 13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel. 14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop. 15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it. 16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure. 17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums. 18. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals 19. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words; how's it hingin clatty boggin cludgie pished get it up ye wee beasties erse bandit amurny away an bile yer heid peely-wally humphey backit Ba'-heid baw bag dubble nugget And finally...... A wee Glesga wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his erse aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?" "Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's ah'm heatin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superstar dj Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Pure dead brilliant, but ho you've taken that too far! Love it mate, dont think too many members will understand the secret code tho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffvalenti Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 A wee Glesga wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his erse aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?" "Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's ah'm heatin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted July 8, 2006 Author Share Posted July 8, 2006 Pure dead brilliant, but ho you've taken that too far! Love it mate, dont think too many members will understand the secret code tho! Am no takin it to far lol its true, apart from the shellsuit comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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