DrivingTheDream Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Every weekend when his gay BF comes round he waits for me to leave my space anytime through the day or night and then puts his poncy pink Clio in it so his "partner" can park in his allocated space outside his flat. Now this space I park in is free to anyone but I use it like 99% of the time and everyone else has there own little spaces-Like an unwritten/unspoken rule. Then this shit comes and does this whenever he can on the odd weekend. Christmas-The c*** done it all over the holidays and didnt move! I dont like leaving my car out the back there's too mnay arseholes around the back of the estate, I was washing the car the other day and a 7 year old jumped on my bonnet! Fair play though his Mam went nuts when she heard me f'in and blinding in the street and pulling him off my bonnet, thats another story though. I'm tempted to go round and block him in, and/or stick a note on his car saying "Ring 0772444... if you want out". What annoys me even more is the dickhead tried to have a pop at my Mrs when she parked in it and told her to leave space for 2 cars-He never does it, doesnt even try-There's not room anyway so thats what I told him. What a dick I'm boiling now. I want to snap this keyboard over his head. Right thats done, I just needed to let it out because there's noone in to talk to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markymark Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieP Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 pay the kid that jumped on your car to jump on his every time its parked there:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 pay the kid that jumped on your car to jump on his every time its parked there:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeT Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 this is where my landcruiser comes in handy. i'd just pull the car out into the middle of the road and leave it there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 i know how you feel the bitch of a neighbour of mine blocks my car on my drive some times, even when she has two spaces on hers, she used to walk across my garden to get to her friends, until i put a fence up, and she moaned about that big time, i will only take so much until i turn evil, i have a 7 ton truck at work and i was so close to ramming her car out of the way, i know its going to happen unless she lets it go, the small minded bitch i can see me getting arrested over this cow, i never bother her get on with everyone, so WHY:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angarak Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Get a trolley jack and move his car into the street, then park your car in the space and phone the police to say some inconsiderate twonk has parked their car in the middle of the road (que the tow truck) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrivingTheDream Posted July 8, 2006 Author Share Posted July 8, 2006 Haha some sound advice here guys, keep em coming! I feel a little guilty now as I've took someones else space thats there "own". I'm wondering will they I'm a cock for doing it or see the bigger picture. If only this college lecturer looky like bender knew what a domino effect he is causing. I can see me launching him one day soon. He's really done it this weekend though-The 2nd car is going to keep my space warm EVERY time I go anywhere now (its normally out the back as its a banger). I'm even more tempted now I have a space to use the Fiesta to block him in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angarak Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 I have actually used the trolley jack method, some muppet on the school run parked over my drive and I was in a bit of a rush to get somewhere. They came back to find their car 'parked' on the other side of the road lol. Shame I wasnt there to see their face, but they've never parked near my house since Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooter Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 I feel a little guilty now as I've took someones else space thats there "own". I'm wondering will they I'm a cock for doing it or see the bigger picture. . seems like you have a parking space problem in general. I suspect everyone in the street has cause to moan at times. Do you have two or three cars in total? what if this guy moved out and a couple moved in with two cars? Has the guy got the option of parking his car round the back of the flats? probably not? his parking options for visitors seem limited............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren-K Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 i tell you what id do mate buy the cheapest ,shittiest moped you can find for about £50,.( pref one you can physicaly lift ) tax and insure it etc and everytime your gonna go out in the car bring the moped out of the house and place it in place of your car,.and chain it down or something,. then move it when you come home . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Peace Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 this is where my landcruiser comes in handy. i'd just pull the car out into the middle of the road and leave it there Lol Lee you given me some ideas for my own neighbourhood ha ha. Not being predujice (coz I cant even spell it ) but gay blokes can be quite selfish sometimes coz they only have themselves to think about most of the time, wether their hair is right etc... This situation is a product of their lifestyle also bare in mind if they park their 'pink' car in the next street the Chavs will have a field day with it lol. Their stupid pink mobil is as important to them as your Supra I guess, you need to go around and Criticise their curtains or something...or you could turn up in a posing pouch and ask them to politely remove it whilst winking and blowing them kisses he he. (Disclaimer....blowing kisses at gay blokes could seriously affect your marriage...please dont hold me responsible if it all goes tits up..sorry i mean bottoms up ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Lol Lee you given me some ideas for my own neighbourhood ha ha. Not being predujice (coz I cant even spell it ) but gay blokes can be quite selfish sometimes coz they only have themselves to think about most of the time, wether their hair is right etc... This situation is a product of their lifestyle also bare in mind if they park their 'pink' car in the next street the Chavs will have a field day with it lol. Their stupid pink mobil is as important to them as your Supra I guess, you need to go around and Criticise their curtains or something...or you could turn up in a posing pouch and ask them to politely remove it whilst winking and blowing them kisses he he. (Disclaimer....blowing kisses at gay blokes could seriously affect your marriage...please dont hold me responsible if it all goes tits up..sorry i mean bottoms up ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TT-DEK Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Class!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daston Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 feel for you where I live I have a drive and garage allocated in a small close next to the house there is 6 spaces for the other houses in the col-desac. However one guy has a big transit pickup with a trailer and he sometimes blocks me in! He has just done it tonight so when I leave to go to Martins tomorrow he will either get a lot of revvin out side his house (that will wake everyone up and should blame him) or I will be rining his door bell. The thing is he is renting and we have just bought our place after renting for a year so can now play the landlord card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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