Bill Prawn Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Raul, Ronaldo and Beckham were all at Real Madrid's canteen. They were eating lunch and Raul said; "Tapas again! If I get Tapas one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off the top of the stadium." Ronaldo opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I'm going to jump off". Beckham opened his lunch and said, "Ham & Cheese, again. If I get a ham and cheese sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day Raul opened his lunch box, saw Tapas and jumped to his death. Ronaldo opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too. Beckham opened his lunch, saw the Ham & Cheese and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, Raul's wife is weeping; "If I'd known how really tired he was of Tapas I never would have given it to him again." Ronaldo's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas. I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the skinny, arseless bint wearing oversized sun glasses and trailer trash trucker baseball cap. "Don't look at me," said Posh, "David makes his own lunch". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra_surj Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Supragal Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Prawn... that was around when I was at school!! Except it was an Irish joke then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Fantastic, I like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Old ones are always the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 classic !!! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Lol! Great one I have to post this on the german forums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 do we have a new admirer for the prawn?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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