Supragal Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Just received a letter from the council saying that there has been a complaint about my front garden and that they will serve a notice on us if it is not cleared within 28 days. The complaint is regarding "rubbish sacks and broken fence panels that have been left in my front garden for some time" Now, this is interesting as there is not a SINGLE rubbish bag. What there are are sacks of decorative slate where we are landscaping the garden and the old fence panels that we removed and replace LAST SUNDAY, THREE days before this letter was dated. What exactly do they expect me to do with 15 6ft fence panels exactly? Magic them away overnight? AND there are still some panels left to do before we clear anything!!! More to the point IT'S MY ******* FRONT GARDEN I'LL PUT WHAT I LIKE IN IT!! Nosey stinking ugly old c*** neighbours. Oh yeah and since before I even bought the house my immediate neighbours garden both front and back if full of junk from where they have had an extension built. I am about to reply to the council, asking what it is exactly that "adversly affects the local amenities" in the three days that the stuff has been there. Winds me up, do people not have anything better to do with their time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Move it all onto the neighbour's garden, jobs a goodun' Seriously though I hope the nit picking gits get hit by something heavy very soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sooper-supra Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 lmao they sure dont .... there is alot of wankers which will get involved with stuff which has nothing to do with them (neighbours) i mean having this problem at the moment with 9 houses im building alot of twat around there who think they can do what they want and phone the police every 5 minutes when really it is them who are the problem for example 2 weeks ago left the keys in the van whilst locked up the gate and some old bloke gets in my van and drives off and parks it and his reason for this was it is on council parking area! so after him reporting me i have a notice to say if i park there again i will be towed ! and tbh he should be getting done for try to steal my van !! but they seem to just make more problems and it doesnt help one of them being and ex police bloke and also a judge next door but i dont have to put up with it much longer all the houses are now all sold lmao see what your neighbour will do then stupid Tw4t5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BASHTHEBISHOP Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Some really sad people about. No idea which neighbour? We could order them a load of concrete to be left on the drive or.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra steveo Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 gan on pet get it off ya chest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra steveo Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 oh yeah and jealousy is a terrible thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 glad your not my neighbour with all that rubbish in your garden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markrzs Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 They're taking the Pi$$ arn't they ? Jesus ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiversteve Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Hire a skip, get permission from council to put it in the street, fill it up and leave it there for a few days. That should piss everyone off. And dont forget to get the local youths to set fire to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 More to the point IT'S MY ******* FRONT GARDEN I'LL PUT WHAT I LIKE IN IT!! Nosey stinking ugly old c*** neighbours. Something vexes thee ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 I got a neighbour just like that ... Somebody yanked my wiper arm off. And I think it was either him or a somebody owning a JAG .. that I took the last parking space up .. and it just happened to be where the JAG is normally parked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted June 30, 2006 Author Share Posted June 30, 2006 No idea which neighbour it is... although I have a fair idea, it's almost certainly the one that rakes his gravel driveway twice a day and prunes his window boxes every 5 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 If I wasn't a law abiding person ... ... I would walk up to my neighbour with a shovel .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sooper-supra Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 If I wasn't a law abiding person ... ... I would walk up to my neighbour with a shovel .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jezz Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Ooh dont get me started on neighbours! On the left, mr 'i think i'm still 20 when in actual fact i am 50 and have a noisey harley davidson to make up for my incredibly small penis'. Starts his stupid bike every sunday morning at stupid o'clock and being a harley, fires on one cylinder every 2 minutes. Chug.....chug....chug! And on the right, mrs 'i'm fat and smelly and if you stabbed me i'd bleed chip fat'. Garden looks like a scrap yard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 On the left, mr 'i think i'm still 20 when in actual fact i am 50 and have a noisey harley davidson to ..... Yeah - but it's give and take isn't it ? If you park your car in your street .. with a nice exhaust sound. With me - my car is locked up at work Mon-Sat .. It's only the weekend do I park it in the street. And never leave it there at night either. As for my neighbour - he's just a chav - shaved BNP head. Y'know, the usual cnut you might unfortunately come across. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Something vexes thee ? Hahahaha I loooove that quote Robin Hood, classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jezz Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Yeah - but it's give and take isn't it ? If you park your car in your street .. with a nice exhaust sound. Its been that long since i bought it home i've forgot what it sounds like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted June 30, 2006 Author Share Posted June 30, 2006 ooo our ajoining neighbours got one too. Apparently they had a massive run in with a certain residence in the cul-de-sac a couple of months ago who said to her that it was "her type that bought the appearance of the street down" Seriously? OMG I'm livid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markymark Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 mrs 'i'm fat and smelly and if you stabbed me i'd bleed chip fat'. rosie - we're the same here.... stupid old couple (that never leave the house) reported us & a few of the other neighbours for parking on the pavement outside our house. We've all been getting hundreds of parking tickets, and then one of the neighbours pinned a warden who said they had had a 'complaint from a neighbour' ten guesses who!!!!! funny thing is, my girlfriend opened a fat can of whoopass on the council, has been fighting with them for the last couple of months... last week, they came out & painted white lines.... oh, and for our extra pleasure, stuck some RIGHT outside their house (no-one ever parked there before anyway, but we're now all fighting over that space!!!) hahahah Seriously, some people have NOTHING better to do, sad gits! Argue with the council, you'll get there.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underworld Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Nosey old neighbours suck. Set fire to a bag of poo on their doorstep. Marvelous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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