TreesSZ Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 >>ROMANCE MATHEMATICS >> >>Smart man + smart woman = romance >> >>Smart man + dumb woman = affair >> >>Dumb man + smart woman = marriage >> >>Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy >> >>OFFICE ARITHMETIC >> >>Smart boss + smart employee = profit >> >>Smart boss + dumb employee = production >> >>Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion >> >>Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime >> >>SHOPPING MATH >> >>A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. >> >>A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. >> >>GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS >> >>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. >> >>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. >> >>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can >>spend. >> >>A successful woman is one who can find such a man. >> >>HAPPINESS >> >>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him >>a little. >> >>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to >>understand her at all. >> >>LONGEVITY >> >>Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a >>lot more willing to die. >> >>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE >> >>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. >> >>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she >>does. >> >>DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE >> >>A woman has the last word in any argument. >> >>Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new arguement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. Never a truer word written... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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