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The Friday Joke


Bill Prawn

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A psychiatrist is addressing a group of people who have all had experiences with the supernatural. He asks: "Who here has seen a ghost?"

 

Everyone puts up their hands. He then asks: "Who here has spoken with a ghost?"

 

Half the audience puts up their hands. "And who here has touched a ghost?" Ten percent of the crowd puts up their hands.

 

He asks: "And who here has made love with a ghost?" One little man in the back row puts up his hand...

 

The psychiatrist looks down from the podium at the little man and says: "Do you mean to tell me that you have made love with a ghost?"

 

The man replies, "Oh No! I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you correctly. I thought you said 'goat'."

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