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World Cup Squads Announced For 2006


Bill Prawn

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The following squads have just been announced for the 2006 World Cup

 

 

 

BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

Pinnochio

 

Libero

 

Vimto Memento Borneo Tango

 

Cheerio Subbuteo

 

Scenario Fellatio

 

Portfolio

 

SUBS:

 

Placebo

Porno

Polio

Banjo

Brasso

Stereo (L)

Stereo ®

Hydrochlorofluoro

Aristotle

Computersezno

 

CROATIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

Itch

 

Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch

 

Hic Sic Spic Pric

 

Digaditch Fallinaditch

 

Horseraditch

 

SUBS:

 

Mowapitch

Letsgetrich

Shagabitch

 

 

UKRAINE SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

Whodyanicabolicov

 

Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov

 

Slalomsky Downhillsky

 

Risky Swedishshev Mastershev

 

Fuckov Ufuckov

 

SUBS:

 

Rubitov

Gechakitov

Sodov

Pastryshev

Najinsky

Ivorripabollockov

Taykitov

 

 

 

SERBIA SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

Chatanoogaciouciou

 

Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou

 

Busqueue Snookercu

 

Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou

 

I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi

 

SUBS:

 

U

NonU

ManU

Stuffyiou

Lee Kwan Yu

 

 

 

SWEDISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

Toomanigoalssen

 

Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen

 

Firstsson Seccondsson

 

Thirdsson

 

Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen

 

Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen

 

SUBS:

 

Howmanygoalsisthatssen

Finallygaveupcountinssen

Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen

Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen

 

 

 

 

ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

Baloni

 

Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli

 

Wotsontelli Yrarseissmelli Onetoomani

 

Legslikejelli Havabenni

 

Wobblijelli Spendapenni

 

SUBS:

 

Cantthinkofani!!!

 

Buggermi

 

 

 

 

MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

San Francisco

 

Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly

 

Manuel Gearbox

 

Don Criformi-Argentina Skrewdigalz Luis Canon Sombrero

 

Chihuahua Jose

 

SUBS:

 

Jesus Maria Don Key

Burrito

Speedy Gonzalez

Tequila

Caramba

 

 

DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

Kenning van Hire

 

Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez

 

Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors

 

Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe

 

SUBS:

 

Van Iller

Van Ishincreme

Van Morrison

 

 

Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.

 

There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke.

 

The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.

 

An finally,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GERMANY SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

KUNTS

 

KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS

 

KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS

KUNTS

KUNTS

 

 

 

 

 

SUBS:

KUNTS

KUNTS

KUNTS

KUNTS

KUNTS

KUNTS

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