supraaaaaaaaaa Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 go into work early and superglue everyitem on his desk dow, the phone reciver as well, the draws everything and put his stapler in jelly !! that was brilliant in the office !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra steveo Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 why don't you cut and paste his face to on to that picture of that dodgy bloke shagging his exhaust in birds kit. that super gluing things down is a good one, one of my mates went on patrol in Iraq and when he got back in went to put his flip flops on to go for a shower and guess what...........it didn't move, he pulled half of the bottom of his flip flop off trying to get the bugger free it was a good job he found it funny coz he plays rugby for the army and is a big lad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 There's loads of places online that send out free catalogues. Sign him up for one for adult nappys or something and use the work address Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 I would say let things settle down first. He is going to be expecting some come back fairly soon so will be on his guard. Wait a few weeks then hit him with as many of the above ideas as you can in one go. We also need to see the picture he posted of you Photoshop him doing something equally gay then have it printed on mugs for the workplace. Put it somewhere stealthy like the bottom of the mug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 oh, thought of a good one sellotape his car up and cover it in shrink wrap or celophane or tin foil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 OH the truth so hurts lamo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_have Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Take a pic of your nob in his coffee cup (if you have macro) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 (if you have macro) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Get a pic off the net of the queue at club G.A.Y in london and photoshop him into the queue dood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supraaaaaaaaaa Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 any pictures of your body parts will make you look more gay though !! maybe you should come onto him, as long as the office no its a wind up it could be funny to see how he deals with it !! then if he makes a sarky remark about gays get loads of people to pretend they are gay and get the hump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Yeah but james doesnt have to act gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supraaaaaaaaaa Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Yeah but james doesnt have to act gay well all the better then just keep harasing him and looking at him he will freak out !! just say to him i dont want my picture and my sexuality discussed in the public eye {then touch his hand} and say okay {as camply as you can and wink at him } he will be so scared !! i know i would be !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Send his Mrs an anonymous text saying he is having an affair at the office. That's one that will just run & run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 While this guy was in a 2 hour meeting I opened the CD drive on his PC and put a DVD with "BANGKOK LADYBOYS - VOLUME IV" written in big marker pen letters on the CD tray and left it there with the drive open for all to see. In our busy office there was loads of folks who walked past and saw it. They were all like "Oh my god, what's that?!" The guys whose PC it was went mental when he finally got back after his meeting and lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 I wish i could do that to my boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Peace Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 well all the better then just keep harasing him and looking at him he will freak out !! just say to him i dont want my picture and my sexuality discussed in the public eye {then touch his hand} and say okay {as camply as you can and wink at him } he will be so scared !! i know i would be !! You'll be surprised....in this hot weather lol! (gets coat...and stillettos he he) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 I've got it. Start on Monday by acting a bit stressed out by it. From Wednesday onwards do not shave. Wear the same clothes. Do not shave or wash clothes over the weekend. Buy a water pistol but not a stupid gaudy coloured one. Make sure it looks like a gun. Go to work the following Monday unshaven and in same clothes as last week. Walk straight through office staring at him as soon as you spot him. Walk towards him really quickly and pull water pistol out, pointing it at him and say "this is for the picture". He'll either run like a big fraidy cat or even better he'll piss himself. Job done. ...or is that a bit too extreme? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 I've got it. Start on Monday by acting a bit stressed out by it. From Wednesday onwards do not shave. Wear the same clothes. Do not shave or wash clothes over the weekend. Buy a water pistol but not a stupid gaudy coloured one. Make sure it looks like a gun. Go to work the following Monday unshaven and in same clothes as last week. Walk straight through office staring at him as soon as you spot him. Walk towards him really quickly and pull water pistol out, pointing it at him and say "this is for the picture". He'll either run like a big fraidy cat or even better he'll piss himself. Job done. ...or is that a bit too extreme? Thats my kind of humour! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Young guy at our place (about your age James) had a mate of his send him an anonymous text, supposedly from his g/f saying that she was pregnant. He spoke to her about it. It got back to her parents, then his. Blazing row followed with his parents, ending up with him being kicked out of the house... Funny as hell for his mate who started it all - not! Just think twice about how far you want to go is all. PS. He's looking for somewhere to live now James. Nice boy too....... (Sorry, couldn't resist) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 While this guy was in a 2 hour meeting I opened the CD drive on his PC and put a DVD with "BANGKOK LADYBOYS - VOLUME IV" written in big marker pen letters on the CD tray and left it there with the drive open for all to see. In our busy office there was loads of folks who walked past and saw it. They were all like "Oh my god, what's that?!" The guys whose PC it was went mental when he finally got back after his meeting and lunch. mmmm where did you get the dvd from jake;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJ Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 oh, thought of a good one sellotape his car up and cover it in shrink wrap or celophane or tin foil Ah the joys of tin foil http://www.serversunderthesun.com/tin/DSC00001.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 excellent! Didn't someone on here put loads of polystyrene balls in their boss car or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 The bankok lady boys CD in the open tray is a definite goodun if James can manage to put it in the guys tray and resist the urge for a private session Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted June 17, 2006 Author Share Posted June 17, 2006 hmm some good ideas.............most of yours would get me fired! the first will be the bangkok, i know i can get away with this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 mmmm where did you get the dvd from jake;)Sorry Gaz 'll return it to you on monday. Of course it was just a blank disc with writing on it really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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