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Right a pic was taken of me drunk....well looking bit gay

 

they've manipulated it and sent it round the company, im the joke of 150 people, 90% i havent even met :(

 

I need a way to get him back and send it round to everyone.......... im getting emails from people i dont even know :(

 

no i wont post the picture lol

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I really wouldn't give two shits about it.

 

 

However, selotape at eyebrow level across door frames is harmless and funny. Clingfilm over the ladies bog seat isn't harmless but funnier. Superglue their mugs to their desks...

 

Order a pizza for the culprit. twice.

sign them up to every dick enhancement trial going.

subscribe them to a slightly iffy sex catalogue.

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well for a start there are those phone jokes that allow you and other people to listen in whilst the victim is being pranked.

 

Turn him into a nervous wreck with those bangers you get from the joke shop. place them under his phone receiver, drink, basically anything he's likely to pick up.

 

exhaust whistle.

 

washing up liquid in his tea.

 

will try and think of others!:D

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I did quite a nasty one a couple of years back, one of our housemates was Chinese but went to Hong Kong etc a lot. When the SARS stuff was out, he'd been doing our heads in because he was so lazy all the time. I wrote a fake letter from the department of health (with made up logos and office number,s as well as the phone number for Buckingham Palace that was going around at the time too) saying that, because of his recent travel history, he was due to be quarantined for 6 months as he would need screening. Also said that the uni was informed and would be in touch soon, then wrote another letter from the uni (using their logos etc :D) He cried :D STill got the letter somewhere, should scan it :p

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M8, doesn't sound the best situation but if 90% haven't met you then your problems are not as bad as you first thought (90% less in fact!!).

 

Personally, it sounds as if this fella has blatantly gone out of his way to bring your name in to disrepute, which constitutes a strong case for litigation against his wallet in the form of compensation.:idea:

 

A legal joke (the type where I'm going to sue your f##king bollocks off may be a good one) - After all, you are suffering personal mental injury over it!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

EDIT: Oh yes, just thought of something: Book a couple of days holiday off from work and then tell him its down to stress and that the legal boys have said you've got a watertight case!!

 

I think it would be a good one, Regards buddy and best of luck, Andrew:thumbs:

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im the joke of 150 people, 90% i havent even met :(

 

That's nothing dude, you're the joke of a couple of thousand people on here and 99% have never met you :D

 

I'll try and think of one for ya, need some more info though. What type of person is he? Any hobbies etc? Give us something to work on :D Also, whatever you do, i'd leave it 'til the middle of next week otherwise it'll be too obvious

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Steal there car keys at work, and fill there airvents with hole punch remains/flour etc etc, small enough to come back out the vents. Then turn the fan to full. Next time he/she turns in there ignition, hey presto!!

 

They will be hoovering the car for days.:D :D

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My fave - get a bird eye chilli and cut it in half and wipe it around the top of his coffee mug, the residue is invisible and odourless, then make him a coffee, but stand by with the camera and hey presto, instant silly faced pictures of said culprit....

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lol, that's what I was going to post. :)

 

I think unless we can see the picture we are going to be unable to assist you.

 

basically it was a company melo and i was pissed and another guy and i was havign a pic....well they cut me out of it by myself and looks like i got a floppy hand :(

 

im getting emails from the recpetionists at the other offices about it, also they cut out my hair removing the spikes so it looks like a quiff....

 

 

I look like a right homo.

 

 

He is at our office for another 2months..... i got time on my side :flame:

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Take his mug when he is not looking, pop to the toilets and rub your knob around the rim. i had a supervisor who was a right twat, his lunch was mainly fresh veg, so i pinched some and gave it a good rub with the crack of my arse, made me feel better watching him eat his lunch

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Take his mug when he is not looking, pop to the toilets and rub your knob around the rim. i had a supervisor who was a right twat, his lunch was mainly fresh veg, so i pinched some and gave it a good rub with the crack of my arse, made me feel better watching him eat his lunch

 

:rlol: hahaha thats sick

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or another one,,( which i have done) if he has a car, get a oil can and a large spud, squirt loads of oil up his exhuast, then bang in the spud, as you know there will be a loud bang when he starts up, but after a few mins as he drives up the road, loads of smoke will pour out, he will then thin something is wrong and take it to the garage who will charge him for nothing

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