SupraAyf Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Driving to work this morning down the M40, I looked over to my right And there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90mph with her face up close to her rear vision mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!! It scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruining my shirt and disconnected an important call!!! BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!!!!! Yeh it's a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Driving to work this morning down the M40, I looked over to my right And there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90mph with her face up close to her rear vision mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!! It scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruining my shirt and disconnected an important call!!! BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!!!!! Yeh it's a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Lol I'm only laughing because i occasionally do the makeup thing and get very stern looks from the drivers behind. I'm always looking where i'm going though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gzaerojon Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 i like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 how can you be doing your make up and looking where your going?you got wonky eyes then charlotte lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 how can you be doing your make up and looking where your going?you got wonky eyes then charlotte lol No i can do make up without looking of course, gets a bit dicey with mascara. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 ah thats ok then thought you might be someone who is not only looking at you but also looking for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 I didn't understand a word of that, i have had a few shandys but really, what did you say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 ah its not funny anymore,some will get it edi: i forgot the word "who" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Grrr that's like someone saying, i've got a secret, but i can't tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyclaws Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Lol I'm only laughing because i occasionally do the makeup thing and get very stern looks from the drivers behind. I'm always looking where i'm going though. you can still look where you are going whilst doing your make up, Mmmmm. Guess the woman who knocked my best mate's brother off his push bike thought the same when she was doing hers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Had two different women pull across lanes in front of me, causing huge brakeage today. Both in Audi A2s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 you can still look where you are going whilst doing your make up, Mmmmm. Guess the woman who knocked my best mate's brother off his push bike thought the same when she was doing hers Like i said. I always look forwards. I can do my make up with my eyes shut. You know you're supposed to look in your rear view every 5 seconds or something? Well that's when i check. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 seriously, I can't hold a conversation and drive. Must be a part of my brain missing because I genuinely find it difficult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snooze Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Like i said. I always look forwards. I can do my make up with my eyes shut. You know you're supposed to look in your rear view every 5 seconds or something? Well that's when i check. Erm - you're supposed to be looking in your rear view at the cars behind - not at yourself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n00b Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Lol I'm only laughing because i occasionally do the makeup thing and get very stern looks from the drivers behind. I'm always looking where i'm going though. hmmm see it all the time... worries me a little on the m6 ... the thing i dont get is why do it while driving ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 My Mrs can put her make up on while driving no problem. She doesn't even need a mirror most of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n00b Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 i really want to say something about that but i dont want a ear full charlie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraAyf Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 But what about the women that drive with their chin over the airbag/steering wheel and only need 1% of the windscreen area to look through as they are fixated on..................who knows.......................... :blink: :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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