CJ Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did a splits and suction-cupped herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband, "Bruce! Bruce!" Bruce came running in. "Bruce, I've bl**dy suctioned myself to the floor," she said. "S'truth," Bruce said, and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobber (his mate)to help." They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way, we can't do it," Cobber said, "so let's try Plan B." "Plan B," exclaimed Bruce, "what's that?" "I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her," replied Cobber. "Spot on," Bruce said, "while you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her nipples." "Play with her nipples?" Cobber said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate!" "No," Bruce replied, "but I reckon if I can get her wet enough,we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are less expensive... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I don't get it. Please can you explain it to me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 I don't get it. Please can you explain it to me? You must have been a blonde baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieP Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 good one:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Pmsl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chipmunk Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Nice one CJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 My wide didnt get it either, but I thought it was hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 You must have been a blonde baby. Just way to innocent to understand your jokes from satans bottom. I was hoping someone would try to explain it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RobSheffield Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I thought it was funny i didnt understand it though as i am far far too innocent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moistfinger Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Nice one CJ:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markymark Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 EXCELLENT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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