CJ Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one wish is granted. However, if one tells a lie then with a “POOF” you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again. So, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." “POOF” The mirror swallows her. Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive." “POOF” The mirror swallows her. Then an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think. . . ." “POOF” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 wondered where the wife had gone:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 wondered where the wife had gone:D My ex too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CJ Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 My ex too Thank God she doesn't read the forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 Thank God she doesn't read the forum In fact, as a blonde, she probably cannot read anything without pictures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 Are you of the blonde variety? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Are you of the blonde variety? I'm fake blonde so it means i'm intelligent really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 I'm fake blonde so it means i'm intelligent really. I am sure I was a blonde chick in a past life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I am sure I was a blonde chick in a past life Yes you do say some stupid things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I'm fake blonde so it means i'm intelligent really. He he ....you just keep telling yourself that lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 He he ....you just keep telling yourself that lol It's true i've got a certificate and everything. Intelligent by natural hair colour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 It's true i've got a certificate and everything. Intelligent by natural hair colour. Did that certificate come in the box with the dye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulrik Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Jane half got that one, but then she is only half blonde Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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