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James Blunt must die.


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Right folks, I took the day off work and I now have Mr. Blunt's head in a bag. Going on Ebay soon. No real damage except it won't stop singing so QUICK SALE!

 

*legal disclaimer* should anything have happened or happen to Mr. James Blunt, purveyor of annoying but undeniable commerical pop songs, I should stress that this is a joke. Thank you and please don't come round my house in the middle of the night and drag me from my bed, naked, into the street. I don't want my neighbours to see me nude. Thanks again. I'm lovely, me. Honestly. Wouldn't harm a fly.

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Ok let me be the first in this thread to say that I actually like James Blunt, but its a very bold statement to say that someone that likes JB has no musical taste.

 

If someone like JB then so be it, does not make the tasteless, others like Morrisley personally I think he is rubbish but people like him, thats there choice.

 

Just because the man gets the awards and gets the women and gets all the attention does not mean to say that "he should die" even though its tounge in cheek speak. It actually brings a smile to my face that people can pick up on spelling and grammar and have a thread like this, very interesting.

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Mark, you are wrong about Blunt the C*nt on so many levels that, to list them all, would take longer than the Universe has existed so far. The first 752,000,123,045,498,121,567,11!,378,001 reasons are that his music is shite and he must be killed. That, sadly, doesn't even cover the half of it.

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Actually it's not just his music that is crap.

 

He's a horrible smarmy full of himself person. He went to the same school as my brother and has been back to give talks on, oh, going into the army cause he failed everything then getting stoned and trying to kill himself and somehow stumbling on a record contract because of who he knows as apposed to what he can do.

 

Oh no sorry it was entitled 'how to be a success'.

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Mark, you are wrong about Blunt the C*nt on so many levels that, to list them all, would take longer than the Universe has existed so far. The first 752,000,123,045,498,121,567,11!,378,001 reasons are that his music is shite and he must be killed. That, sadly, doesn't even cover the half of it.

 

 

My point exactly. A very informative post, good one Martin you done yourself proud. :tongue:

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Actually it's not just his music that is crap.

 

He's a horrible smarmy full of himself person. He went to the same school as my brother and has been back to give talks on, oh, going into the army cause he failed everything then getting stoned and trying to kill himself and somehow stumbling on a record contract because of who he knows as apposed to what he can do.

 

Oh no sorry it was entitled 'how to be a success'.

 

I do have to agree with you on the smarmy, I just like his music nothing else about him.

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See Mark, See. Even Charlotte AKA the voice of reason thinks he should die.

 

Curse you Mark for helping him to continue his music career.

 

BTW, any who thinks of making music as a career should not be allowed to make music ever. Fact. Don't even try to argue. Making music should be like an itch you can't stop scratching. It should be in every fibre of your being and someone who churns out dross like Blunt is typical of all that is wrong with music in this country. It's not a commodity, it's a passion, a burning desire to create.

 

GARRRRGHHHH.......

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See Mark, See. Even Charlotte AKA the voice of reason thinks he should die.

 

Curse you Mark for helping him to continue his music career.

 

BTW, any who thinks of making music as a career should not be allowed to make music ever. Fact. Don't even try to argue. Making music should be like an itch you can't stop scratching. It should be in every fibre of your being and someone who churns out dross like Blunt is typical of all that is wrong with music in this country. It's not a commodity, it's a passion, a burning desire to create.

 

GARRRRGHHHH.......

 

Martin Martin you forget to take one basic human characteristic, and that is choice, it is my choice to like JB music not yours.

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BTW, any who thinks of making music as a career should not be allowed to make music ever. Fact. Don't even try to argue. Making music should be like an itch you can't stop scratching. It should be in every fibre of your being and someone who churns out dross like Blunt is typical of all that is wrong with music in this country. It's not a commodity, it's a passion, a burning desire to create.

 

Good post. I agree. I've seen so many excellent bands lately, my brother's for one who only have an overwhelming desire for people to hear the music because they love it so much, not because they want to be famous or care about getting signed.

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Good post. I agree. I've seen so many excellent bands lately, my brother's for one who only have an overwhelming desire for people to hear the music because they love it so much, not because they want to be famous or care about getting signed.

 

I got to know a band from the US who toured Europe twice on the cheap. They played to maybe 100 max each night, sold their own cd and shirts and ate macaroni cheese out of cans as they couldn't afford to eat in restaurants. They slept on floors and in squats. They also made four albums of the most amazing music I've ever heard. I was gutted beyond words when they finally split up. They made no real money from all thoose years but they were driven to play and I will always be thankful to have stumbled across them and shared some time with them.

 

I could never, ever say that about shite like JB. Never.

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That is why choice and free-will is over-rated. Really, a lot of people just aren't ready for it. Mark, you and others like you are holding humanity back.

 

LOL humanity? JB? thats a bloody bold statement that because people like a certain type of music that they are somehow holding humanity back. Jesus did you actually read that before you posted it?

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