jamesmark Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 God Bless Spike ;-) funny man :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 That was voted the funniest joke ever. A couple of times I've thought about posting it, but I don't think it's that funny:rolleyes: Ah well each to their own:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Officially voted funniest joke 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guru Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 It does hit the laughter spot very well first time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIRANO Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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