Jake Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Oh haha, how very original. Thorin made me think of this. We both have Great Danes and apparently we both suffer from people who seem to think they're Oscar Wilde saying "Is that a horse?" "You could ride that thing" "Who's taking who for a walk?" I bet there's lots of things like this. Very tall people must get well pissed off with folks commenting on it all the time. What other ones are there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 The car cleaning one has got to be the worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 "your gona wash it away" id like to see that you F**kin shed driving t**t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 "your gona wash it away" haha i get that, aswell as 'you'll wash the paint off' and 'wanna do mine next' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Yeah, people think it's funny to follow Mike and I round the supermarket pointing and sniggering. Then one of them will whisper 'how tall is he ha ha ha' Yeah, really funny. The funny thing is i don't even notice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 People who say to me I am fat, and I say your ugly, I can lose weight but you will always look like the backend of a bus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Whats the weather like up there? Your tall aren't you? Your like the jolly green giant? Are you the BFG? What size shoe do you take? How big is your cock? I thought my was tall but... Do you know smoking stunts your growth? I bet you struggle to get clothes to fit.. Do you grow up in a green house? Did you wake up in a grow bag? The bigger they are the harder they fall.. Good things come in small packages (always thought that was an odd one?) By your tall aren't you? I bet I only come up to your waist.. Stand up lets see how tall you are.. Stand back to back, lets see who the tallest is (with other selected tall 'victim'). Is your Dad/Mam tall? Where you tall when you were at school? Do you have to duck going through doors? Do you have a specially long bed? Do your feet stick out the end? Your a big fucker aren't you? I wish I could have some of your height.. (old ladies favourite) Your like High tower off Police Academy aren't you? Do you play Basketball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Yeah, people think it's funny to follow Mike and I round the supermarket pointing and sniggering. Then one of them will whisper 'how tall is he ha ha ha' Yeah, really funny. The funny thing is i don't even notice. whats your height difference then? i get something similar with me and Holly, im 6'1" and shes 4'11" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 how big is your cock............... ha ha ha ha:rlol: :rlol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 whats your height difference then? i get something similar with me and Holly, im 6'1" and shes 4'11" He's 6ft 10 i'm 5ft 5. I come up to his waist or thereabouts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Whats the weather like up there? Your tall aren't you? Your like the jolly green giant? Are you the BFG? What size shoe do you take? How big is your cock? I thought my was tall but... Do you know smoking stunts your growth? I bet you struggle to get clothes to fit.. Do you grow up in a green house? Did you wake up in a grow bag? The bigger they are the harder they fall.. Good things come in small packages (always thought that was an odd one?) By your tall aren't you? I bet I only come up to your waist.. Stand up lets see how tall you are.. Stand back to back, lets see who the tallest is (with other selected tall 'victim'). Is your Dad/Mam tall? Where you tall when you were at school? Do you have to duck going through doors? Do you have a specially long bed? Do your feet stick out the end? Your a big fucker aren't you? I wish I could have some of your height.. (old ladies favourite) Your like High tower off Police Academy aren't you? Do you play Basketball? right this is no good to me cos ive never met you.... how tall are you? my bro id 6'7" i am a wee 5'8" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Washing car: "You can do mine next if you like!" "Yeah I'll come in and fuck your missus later as well." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 how big is your cock............... ha ha ha ha:rlol: :rlol: you wouldn't believe it... I bet at least once every other day I get asked that by all manner of people.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 you wouldn't believe it... I bet at least once every other day I get asked that by all manner of people.... you should just say........Massive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Do you have to duck going through doors? Your a big fucker aren't you? # Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 # Brilliant It's even better in America when they talk about you to each other while your standing right in front of them, and they somehow think you can't hear them?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 All that sounds familiar I get "Blimey, how's the weather up there?" and I reply saying "The same as down there, shortarse". And they KNOW they aren't allowed to get offended by their own rules My housemate and I now have a tradition that whenever one of us is washing the car, the other person has to come up and go, in overblown Peter Kaye fashion, "hey, hey, hey, tell you what, tell you what..." (dramatic pause) "You can do mine next!" and we both do a forced loud laugh. It appeases the god of carwashing I think. Didn't do it the last time and a bird shat 9 times down the side of it while my back was turned -Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guru Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 He's 6ft 10 i'm 5ft 5. I come up to his waist or thereabouts. :taped: :taped: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 I get pissed off with kids asking if my car has NOS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Didn't do it the last time and a bird shat 9 times down the side of it while my back was turned -Ian did you have a go at her? dirty bitch! (I'm here all week) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 I get pissed off with kids asking if my car has NOS! It was looking very 'NOS like' when i saw it this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 I get pissed off with kids asking if my car has NOS! I got pissed off when they asked if it had piston rings! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 It was looking very 'NOS like' when i saw it this morning. Fareham or Gosport? Been all over today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Fareham or Gosport? Been all over today Forgot to say I was down Gosport at the bodyshop talking about removing my spoiler! Booked in for next Thursday. Oh yeah, that reminds me - I get pissed off with people asking if they can hang their washing out, or do their ironing on it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Fareham or Gosport? Been all over today In your drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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