markymark Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Just been reading a news story on the net which made a laugh - A PENSIONER has been cautioned by cops for trying to have sex with a COW. The 67-year-old pervert even took his own stepladder along to attempt the depraved act. He walked into a field at 6.45am, selected a cow and then put his steps up behind it. But a horrified passer-by called police to say the OAP was “behaving strangely” — and officers dashed to the scene in Nailsea, Somerset. Cops found the sicko still perched on his ladder attempting to have sex with the beast. The man, who has not been named, was arrested and given an official police caution. He was ordered to stay away from farm animals. An Avon and Somerset police source said the cow was unhurt. A police spokesman said: “A man was arrested on suspicion of attempting intercourse with an animal.” Ok - worrying enough if you're a cow - but seriously, are there not enough prostitues or ten to two's out at pubs & clubs, rather than getting your stepladder out for this??? Story did make me laugh though '...he was ordered to stay away from farm animals.' :moo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Someone in Evesham Worcester was prosecuted and sentanced for having intercourse with a horse sick F****** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 yeah sod taking stepladders with you, theres usualy a drum or box in these farmyards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 yeah sod taking stepladders with you, theres usualy a drum or box in these farmyards Speaking from experiance there eh gaz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sooper-supra Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Someone in Evesham Worcester was prosecuted and sentanced for having intercourse with a horse sick F****** :sick: that is disgusting!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Someone in Evesham Worcester was prosecuted and sentanced for having intercourse with a horse sick F****** So did a lad in Newcastle (I went to school with him) http://archive.thisisthenortheast.co.uk/2001/6/5/169108.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Bet his score is he in a purity test.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Brings a whole new meaning to a milk shake:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Brings a whole new meaning to a milk shake:) isn't that what you call a cow with parkinsons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 isn't that what you call a cow with parkinsons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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