Bobbeh Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Thats not gonna stop the idiots who littered outside his house though is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 I came home from the pub one night and found that four lazy bastards had eaten their KFC in their car and thrown all the litter out into the road outside my house. This is a regular occurance round here because there's a KFC in the next road but it's all double yellow lines outside the place. Anyway, being a bit short tempered due to the beer, I put all the rubbish into a binbag and marched round to the KFC, pushed to front of the queue, asked for the manager and then threw the rubbish across the counter and into his face. Some it went into the stainless steel heated thing with all the cooked chicken in. (As I launched the binbag I held onto the bottom of it so the contents flew out nicely) The manager guy went crazy and pressed the panic button to the local police station. Yup, that would do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Thats not gonna stop the idiots who littered outside his house though is it? No, he needs an air riffle for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Thats not gonna stop the idiots who littered outside his house though is it?Yeah that's true. Thing is, this KFC shouldn't even be there. It's not a proper commercial premises, it used to be a house. Its crazy having a fast food place in the middle of a residential area without adequate parking. If they haven't got enough car parking for the amount of customers they get then they shouldn't be allowed to trade. If I went out there right now and took a photo I guarantee you there would be half a dozen shitty cars illegally parked on yellow lines outside the KFC. Let's face it, the fat fuckers that live on KFC aren't generally the most socially responsible people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 What did the police say? Do you want fries with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Jake. You are my hero. haha. So... come on, someone must have had one of these bigger big macs... I'm with mcanny on this one, the double quarter is where it's at. KFC is only ok if you get the leg meat- the boobie meat is so dry you need 4 gallons of pepsi max to wash it down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 What's a Big Mac? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 I came home from the pub one night and found that four lazy bastards had eaten their KFC in their car and thrown all the litter out into the road outside my house. etc. Jake...you have some new found respect from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted June 2, 2006 Author Share Posted June 2, 2006 I went to McDonalds an hour ago, no big ones made and they wouldn't show me the components - the pic on the board doesn't give anything away, I couldn't take the risk so went for the double 1/4, it was lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKEYmark Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 i used to have macdonalds all time bigmac`s were nice.but when you eating lots they just taste like rubber.had a double 1/4 pounder about a month ago when i was working overtime on sunday,not bad but pricey.think best burger used to be BIG TASTY freshley cooked.pity they stopped selling them. kfc are ok but last 2 orders i had they fooked them up.got a bonless bucket and they missed all the portions of fries out.was looking forward to fries with mayonaise sauce.seem to have poor staff at all of the places i been to.its like they dont care and have no pride in there job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKEYmark Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 I went to McDonalds an hour ago, no big ones made and they wouldn't show me the components - the pic on the board doesn't give anything away, I couldn't take the risk so went for the double 1/4, it was lovely.the breakfasts are not too bad but more kids size portions i like double sausage and egg meal with hash brown and coffee. lol im hungry now and going to go get one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Nice one Jake. Exactly when are you going to write your autobiography? I think your onto a best-seller with some of the "experiences" you've had Gaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 No, he needs an air riffle for that. What one of these? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 What one of these? Yes that should sort out the local thugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Yes that should sort out the local thugs. You mean deal with them;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 You mean deal with them;) No i meant 'flushing' them out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 No i meant 'flushing' them out. straight up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve W Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Not sure if ALL do it, but, the 3 or 4 local McD's all have Litter Patrols (albeit not on a VERY regular basis...maybe only when the local kids/drunks need the Pocket Money ??) Don't think the 'bab shops/ Chip Shops etc do this . . . DO they ?? [or KFC ?.....OR pubs/clubs ?] (nothing worse than going for a walk Sunday morning and seeing miles of half-eaten Doners trodden up the high street . . especially if you HAD one Saturday Night yerself ) ALSO, everybody goes on and on about how FATTY and unhealthy McD is (are?) but then go home and eat just as much fat/salt etc INDOORS (even if cooking thereselves !) Admittedly you CAN eat far healthier......but DO you ??? [and NO, i don't eat McD all the time...hardly at all really ! ...do like a nice 'bab on a Sat' night in front of the box though:innocent: ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 straight up? Kill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Kill Bill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 nothing worse than going for a walk Sunday morning True, true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loks Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Anyone from Southamton area remember Two Eyes burger vans in the eighties ? They were to die for. Anyone from the Pompey area (Fratton Bridge actually) remember the Alice Burgers form Alice in Burgerland van, also in the eighties? At 2:00am after clubbing, they tasted absolutely fantastic - wouldn't have touched them in the daylight mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve W Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Alice in Burgerland Just gotta LURV these names Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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