Max Headroom Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 We all got an email about our Shift Allowance. Unfortunately the sender had missed the letter t out of the first word. Good job it wasn't the letter F:eyebrows: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Good job it wasn't the letter F:eyebrows:OMG! LOL What a plank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 I think you all know my feelings on this by now. I'm with you Cliff. I'm a sad spelling/grammar snob. I can also be sad at spelling - but I do try very hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Well, I did warn you. Also, up your arse, junior. I fought in three world wars to protect your right to enjoy proper grammar. Yep, we all enjoyed your 'grammer' regularly while you were away :eyebrows: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 I had a letter from the land registry at work today saying 'if you still beleave this to be the case' OMG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Yep, we all enjoyed your 'grammer' regularly while you were away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Neither did his grandad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Absolutely hate things like this. Got an e-mail today saying "can the owner of the silver Lexus parked outside go to THERE car please as they have left the LIGHT'S on"! Fecking twonk. Oh and my biggest pet hate - lose and loose - it ain't that bloody difficult!!!!!! I lose my mind when people say they don't want to LOOSE their license! *replace license with girlfriend/wallet/virginity etc* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 This is my current favorite...take a deep breath guys........ 'Yeah i mostly just use my schools internet to download games and music and any large files and my schools network admin and his helper are so dumb I used a proxy for a year and a half and i gave it to some other people in the school and it spread like a wildfire and atleast 40 people were usin it but then when some idiot was downloadin a game one day in CISCO 1 the network admin caught it and that was the end and he asked around and ended up tracking it back to me that i gave it to everyone and then i pissed him off by showing him a list of everyones password in the school and they were wanting to give me ANDIS (alternative school) which is like a bootcamp and you ride the bus there instead of the school and they make you walk through a metal detector and pat you down before you go in and pretty much its like a boot camp cause they make you do push ups and jumping jacks and other things but my old a55 principle convinced the network admin and the vice principle into not givin me andis and i ended up getting like 10 hours of d-hall and banned from the computers afor a little while and kicked out of the library for the second time cause the librarian was complainin about me again. But about he proxy thing the network admin was mad sayin that they have to provide safe and censored internet and that the school could lose funding by the state for computers if they knew about it and i just laughed and told him well then thats your fault for not catchin on sooner and he asked how long ive been usin that proxy and i told him over a year and he looked at me in disbeleif and asked how many people i gave it to and he asked if i thought the people who i gave it to could be lookin at porn and i told him yeah i know some of them did and he asked what i used it to look at and i asked why he doesnt know anything about what i look at or anything hell we have login names and passwords for the network even though i hardly ever login and when i do its ussually not with my name but he didnt know anything at all untill i told him and my dad is on the school board and im always tellin him what a dumba55 the network admin is and he knows they dont know very much cause he has seen security camera videos and lots of other stuff i have got from the server.and i found out the network admin doesnt have realy any certifications and is pretty dumb and sortoff lazy well i guess thats about it i dont know why i types all of this 5h17 but since i did ill post it' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Can you just do a summary of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Can any1 giv me advise? I herd that when people's car's have singels they can boast moor, doe's this meen there BHP is grater? i think it needs some one knowlegeable to anser EDIT - I had to 'incorrect' a spelling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Can any1 giv me advise? I herd that when people's car's have singels they can boast moor, doe's this meen there BHP is grater? i think it needs some one knowlegeable to anser EDIT - I had to 'incorrect' a spelling. Totally off the topic of conversation but yeah I think so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Ok, own up who has the "Saffire" Blue Supra for sale on EBay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted May 27, 2006 Author Share Posted May 27, 2006 ha ha sorry i actually found that one funny 3 world wars only been 2:p and that must make you at least 98 Crikey, there's no getting one past you, is there? Sharp as a potato. [This is what a Xenadrine before your workout does to you - bloody 4am and fresh as a daisy....can't sleeeeep] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted May 27, 2006 Author Share Posted May 27, 2006 'Grammar' = 'grammer' = 'Grandma' Hence: "We all enjoyed your Grandma whilst you were away" Such wit! You can almost picture the lips moving silently, the beads of perspiration appearing on the furrowed simian brow, as he triumphantly arrived at this masterpiece of word-play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 I spotted this in another thread. Shud as in 'I shud have known better' or 'I shud be there'. 'Piks' too. There is no K in pictures and there should be no K in pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 I spotted this in another thread. Shud as in 'I shud have known better' or 'I shud be there'. 'Piks' too. There is no K in pictures and there should be no K in pics. Unless of course, he meant picks as in choices or implements for digging up the ground? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Crikey, there's no getting one past you, is there? Sharp as a potato. [This is what a Xenadrine before your workout does to you - bloody 4am and fresh as a daisy....can't sleeeeep] not at all, just like a good fool around at the end of the day, am not to young! i think the way the club is going with the age group, i am middle aged and your just old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Wel i fink u is just a load off snobz:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Wel i fink u is just a load off snobz:p Well I suppose you only have three letters to spell your first name, perhaps your parents wanted to keep it simple for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Well I suppose you only have three letters to spell your first name, perhaps your parents wanted to keep it simple for you. Funny, I counted four!! B I L L Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Funny, I counted four!! B I L L His name is Tim dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Point taken, didnt know that, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Point taken, didnt know that, Easy mistake Max. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted May 27, 2006 Author Share Posted May 27, 2006 not at all, just like a good fool around at the end of the day, am not to young! i think the way the club is going with the age group, i am middle aged and your just old See, there, in a nutshell, is the problem with ungrammatical monkey-talk. I honestly had real problems getting at the meaning of the second sentence, because it is so poorly constructed. In the end, I hit myself on the head with a spanner a couple of times and, as my thinking bacame muddied and shallow, it all started to make sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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