Tannhauser Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 If you mainly communicate in text-speak, and/or tend to use "u" to signify "you", read no further. This won't interest you. For fogeys and pedants only, then: I had an e-mail from Norwich Union today. The subject line was (drum roll, please): "We need are heads examining" I wouldn't mind if it was some tupenny-ha'penny small business, but a huge company like Norwich Union? Jeez. It's the end, I tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Amazing! I saw a sign outside St. Mary,s Hospital earlier this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 I bet your scratching you're head in dismay and wondering weather there are going to change it to the correct stuff - init. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 I thought weather was the stuff that falls on my cars bumber. I've only just brought it to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 I had "STRICKLY CONFIDENTIAL" on a report Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbeh Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 They're should be a lore about this sort of thing shouldnt their. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 at the posts so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 ok since I am a young one I will say it.......... "I wish people's spelling/grammar mistakes was all that I had to worry about in life" you sad auld farts and incase your not much older than me.........you sad spelling/grammar snobs:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 ok since I am a young one I will say it.......... "I wish people's spelling/grammar mistakes was all that I had to worry about in life" you sad auld farts and incase your not much older than me.........you sad spelling/grammar snobs:d bet that took you ages to come up with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted May 26, 2006 Author Share Posted May 26, 2006 ok since I am a young one I will say it.......... "I wish people's spelling/grammar mistakes was all that I had to worry about in life" you sad auld farts and incase your not much older than me.........you sad spelling/grammar snobs:d Well, I did warn you. Also, up your arse, junior. I fought in three world wars to protect your right to enjoy proper grammar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 LOL thats grate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 "if you would of sold them to me i would of paid 480 just skirts" The above was just copied from another thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 "what's wrong with my breaks?" GRRRR..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 ...and don't get me started on 'definately'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 "what's wrong with my breaks?" GRRRR..... They are probably too short Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 The larger the organisation, the more room it has for fuckwits, in my experience. -Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 and folks that write in all lower case are they all trying to look like e e cummins or what and why do we write fuck as f*ck is anyone less offended by the 'word' f*ck or is it that adding an asterix in place of the letter u disguises the word so well that the easily offended cant tell what its supposed to say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 and why do we write fuck as f*ck is anyone less offended by the 'word' f*ck or is it that adding an asterix in place of the letter u disguises the word so well that the easily offended cant tell what its supposed to say **** **, *** fuck*** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Some one wanted to sell a "chester draws" in the local paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 I had an e-mail recently saying "he probably hadn't tired his shoe laces". It's all very tyring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted May 26, 2006 Author Share Posted May 26, 2006 Bloody hell, I've tapped into a rich vein of grammar-related hostility here. and folks that write in all lower case are they all trying to look like e e cummins or what Absolutely excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wez Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Wicked thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Well, I did warn you. Also, up your arse, junior. I fought in three world wars to protect your right to enjoy proper grammar. ha ha sorry i actually found that one funny 3 world wars only been 2:p and that must make you at least 98 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 I had an e-mail recently saying "he probably hadn't tired his shoe laces". We all got an email about our Shift Allowance. Unfortunately the sender had missed the letter f out of the first word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 We all got an email about our Shift Allowance. Unfortunately the sender had missed the letter t out of the first word. What were the terms then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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