Tuesday joke

[Chris Wilson]

A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets up

and moves to the First Class Section and sits down. The Flight attendant

watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde

passenger

that she had paid for Economy so there for she would have to return to that

seat.

The blonde replies "I'm Blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and

I'm staying right here"

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot

that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in

Economy and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she

only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an economy place and she will

have to leave and return to her original seat.

The blonde replies "I'm Blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and

I'm staying right here"

Exasperated, the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he

probably should have the police waiting when they landed to arrest this

blonde

woman that won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, 'You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a

blonde, and I speak Blonde!" He goes to the blonde, whispers in her ear,

and

she says 'Oh I'm sorry - I had no idea" she gets up and moves back to her

seat

in the Economy section. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and

asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

The Pilot replied 'I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne "...

[heckler]

LOL - but its wednesday chris.... 00:01