jamesmark Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 watching the tv and a pigeon just flew into my house, from the kitchen into the hall then into the livingroom and now its sitting behind the tv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 ill be honest saw title of this thread and that it had attachments.... i was worried what i was going to look at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 i see its got a tag, may be a racing pigeon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike M Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 Hmmmmm, pigeon pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted May 20, 2006 Author Share Posted May 20, 2006 i see its got a tag, may be a racing pigeon yes next doors, thats why i want a gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merckx Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 LOL Had a sparrow before, pigeons are big. Throw an old towel over it to catch it if you haven't already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted May 20, 2006 Author Share Posted May 20, 2006 Hmmmmm, pigeon pie. Idea!!!!!! what channel is the cooking channels? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bromy Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 Dick Dasterdly and Multley Laugh on/ Catch the pigeon, catch the pigeon / Dick Dasterdly and Multley Laugh off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 Look at those eyes! It's evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted May 20, 2006 Author Share Posted May 20, 2006 LOL Had a sparrow before, pigeons are big. Throw an old towel over it to catch it if you haven't already. jack my dog has its eye on it, i cant dissapoint jack now can i??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 what you gonna do...go next door. heres your pigeon mate... wheres its head... thats how it came Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bromy Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 If you dont like your neighbour, hold the pigeon captive and take a load of piccies with it in different threatening poses possibly make a toy gillotine or in a pan, send them to him with a ransom note Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted May 20, 2006 Author Share Posted May 20, 2006 i hate the neighbour with a passion but seriously the pigeon aint wronged me. i could always take the neighbour hostage and send the pigeons ransom notes that if they dont pay up he gets it!!!! Wont hold my breath lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve W Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 Carole's only comment was..... " look at them MINGING scurtin' boards ! !.... .....AND cobwebs ! !" ( don't worry mate, that's what MY corners looked like when i lived on me own !! ....PRESUMIN' you live on yer own ! ! ! ! ! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 I once was woken by a blackbird that had made it's way into my bedroom somehow through a window. Think i was aabout 11/12 at the time and it scare the hell out of me so i hide behind the covers and called for my dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve W Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 NOW she's on about the shabby overspill of the PAINTWORK ?!?!????!??!?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted May 20, 2006 Author Share Posted May 20, 2006 Carole's only comment was..... " look at them MINGING scurtin' boards ! !.... .....AND cobwebs ! !" ( don't worry mate, that's what MY corners looked like when i lived on me own !! ....PRESUMIN' you live on yer own ! ! ! ! ! ) nope live with my finace. doing some decorating so place is a bit of a dump at the moment, can be spotless all the time, but like all diy its erm taking longer then what it should tell your wife am coming with the white gloves to her place so get a dusting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren-K Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 please dont harm it mate i love Birds and have 2 as pets . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted May 20, 2006 Author Share Posted May 20, 2006 NOW she's on about the shabby overspill of the PAINTWORK ?!?!????!??!?? lol why do women spot all that, god and they think we are sad about cars? my fiance bless her done the decorating about 8 years ago and never got round to it till i moved in and started moaning about the overspill, i wont take a picture of the chimney lum your wife will be like monica out of friends and itching to come and sort it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve W Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 i WARNED 'er..... i WARNED 'er ! ! ! ! "there'll be a Cat-Fight in the Old Town tonight " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted May 20, 2006 Author Share Posted May 20, 2006 please dont harm it mate i love Birds and have 2 as pets . i aint gonna harm it i have already caught it and returned it to outside, but imo birds are like vermin i dislike birds but would never harm them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 Steve tell her if she's that bothered she could always sort it out herself..... Then prepare the couch for your sleep tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted May 20, 2006 Author Share Posted May 20, 2006 i WARNED 'er..... i WARNED 'er ! ! ! ! "there'll be a Cat-Fight in the Old Town tonight " ach let her have her fun mate, i know the place is needing life put back into it, i mean red walls, besides mate between me and you they have to have a little fun now and then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve W Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 She's ALWAYS lookin' for something else to clean ! ! if I sat still long enuff i'm SURE she'd clean ME . . . . . . . . . AAARRGGHHHH.......SOAP ! ! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted May 20, 2006 Author Share Posted May 20, 2006 She's ALWAYS lookin' for something else to clean ! ! if I sat still long enuff i'm SURE she'd clean ME . . . . . . . . . AAARRGGHHHH.......SOAP ! ! ! its the pipes i love, the house is ex council, so i love the craftman ship soap aint that bad mate, you never know you might be rich as she could have hidden all the spare money under it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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