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The lovely Mrs Tom Cruise


Jake

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Ok.. here's another wakeup call ladies. Tom is practically a midget. They had to lower the net to like 6 feet so that he jump high enough to hit over it, and that's with the aid of a trampolene. Did you know that when he was married to Nicole, he had to wear elevator shoes and she couldn't wear heels because it made him feel self-conscience? His nose is crooked and he has the grill of an Edsal. Nevermind the fact that he runs like a girl.

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