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The lovely Mrs Tom Cruise


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Hey she chose to marry one of the most powerful and photographed movie stars in the world she's got to expect piccys like this from time to time. And I'll bet she does very well out of the arrangement, I have no pity. ;)

I might add that she'll look like this for a matter of weeks, personal trainers the best surgeons money can buy....come on....she'll be back to being as perfect as her husbands teeth in no time! :)

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she'll be back to being as perfect as her husbands teeth in no time! :)

 

errrr..... I presume that was a joke?

 

also, no matter how much you train you can't get rid of stretch marks. make up is her only hope. Or she could just be a woman about it and admit she has them now.

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Oh, they can be fixed. And they can afford it. How long will it be before Tom and his bent @$$ nose drops her for someone younger and more successful.. Cue the Brad Pitt footage.

 

am quite sure she wouldn't be that bothered anyway as she'll be able to find someone else and console herself with a wodge of cash as well as his Bugatti Veyron...........cow.

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not by exercise they can't. They are scars.

 

This is very odd. Toms worst feature = teeth, best feature = nose yet you lot are making it sound the other way round. I dunno :rolleyes:

 

Yeah exactly, the whole point of him is his nose, that's what got him the topgun gig.

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Yeah it was a joke....well a lame joke..;) best I could do...

I'm just saying that everything in la la land HAS to be perfect, thats just the way they are. I'm not saying women aren't perfect who have stretch marks......not at all. :)

I'm pretty sure every woman who has had children will know she's bound to have stretch marks, so your bang on she might as well say so, if she wants to that is. :)

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Top Gun RULES. Suspend your disbelief or you'll never watch a film again :D

 

Some women are more prone to stretch marks fo sure. IMHO the most important thing is not letting them hang out like they are a good thing until they have faded. Saw a bird once in a pub, she wasnt the slimmest to start with in a half top and she'd clearly recently sprogged one out. Jesus H Christ I felt ill.

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